《Alice In Wonderland script》爱丽丝梦游仙境剧本.docx

Alice In Wonderland script爱丽丝梦游仙境剧本大家论坛影视英语 Alice In Wonderland script Charles, you have finally lost your senses This venture is impossible. For some. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it IS possible. That kind of thinking could ruin you I'm willing to take that chance. Imagine a trading post in Rangoon! Bangkok, Jakarta! The nightmare again? I won't be long I'm falling Down a dark hole. Then I see strange creatures. What kind of creatures? There's a dodo bird, a rabbit in a waist coat and a smiling cat I did not know cats could smile. Neither did I. And there is a blue caterpillar. A blue caterpillar? Do you think I've gone round the bend? I'm afraid so. 大家论坛影视英语 You're mad, bonkers, off your head But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are. It's only a dream, Alice, nothing can harm you there. But if you get too frightened, You can always wake up. Like this Must we go? I doubt he'll notice if we never arrive He will notice Where 's your corset? - And no stockings. - I'm against them. But you are not properly dressed Who is to say what is "proper"? What if it was agreed that "proper"was wearing a codfish on your head, would you wear it? Alice . For me, a corset is like a codfish Please, not today. Father would have laughed. I'm sorry. I'm tired. I didn't sleep well last night. Did you have bad dreams again? Only one. 大家论坛影视英语 It's always the same, ever since I can remember Do you think that's normal? Don't most people have different dreams? I don't know. There. You're beautiful. Now, can you manage to smile? At last. We thought you'd never arrive Alice, Hamish is waiting to dance with you . Go. You do realize it's well past 4? Now everything I've been rushed through - I am sorry. - Oh, nevermind. Forgive my wife. She been planning this affair for over 20 years. If only Charles were here. My condolences I think of your husband often. He was truly a man of vision I hope you don't think I've taken advantage of your misfortunes Of course not. I'm pleased that you've purchased the company. I was a fool for not investing in his mad venture when I had the chance 大家论坛影视英语 Charles thought so too Hamish, do you ever get tired of quadrille? On the contrary. I find it envigorating Do I amuse you? No. I had a sudden vision, of all the ladies in trousers and the men wearing dresses It would be best to keep your visons to yourself. When in doubt, remain silent. Pardon us, sir. Ms. Kingsley is distracted today. - Where is your head? - I was wondering what it would be like to fly. Why would you spend your time thinking about such an impossible thing? Why wouldn't I? My father said he sometimes believed in six impossible things before breakfast. Alice, meet me at the Gazebo in precisely ten minutes. We have a secret to tell you. If you're telling me, then it's not much of a secret - Perhaps we shouldn't. - We decided we should. - If you tell us, we won't be surprised. - Will you be surprised? Not if you tell me But now you've brought it up, you have to - No, we don't - In fact, we won't 大家论坛影视英语 I wonder if your mother knows that you two swim naked in the Havershim's pond. - You wouldn't. - Oh, but I would There's your mother right now Hamish is going to ask your hand. You ruined the surprise. Oh, I could strangle them! Everyone of us went through so much effort to keep it a secret Does everyone know? That's why they've all come. This is your engagement party. Hamish will ask you under the gazebo When you say "yes" . But I don't know if I want to marry Hamish. Who then? You won't do better than a lord. You'll soon be 20, Alice. That pretty face won't last forever. You don't want to end up like Aunt Imogen. You don't want to be a burden for mother, do you? No. So, you'll marry Hamish. You'll be as happy as I am with Lowell and you live will be perfect It's already decided. Alice, dear I'll leave you to it. 大家论坛影视英语 Shall we take a leisurely stroll through the garden, just you and me? Do you know what I've always dreaded? The decline of the aristocracy ? Ugly grandchildren. But you are lovely. You are bound to produce little. Imbeciles! The gardeners planted white roses when I specifically asked for red. You could always paint the roses red What an odd thing to say You should know that my son has extremely delicate digestion. - Did you see that? - See what? - It was a rabbit, I think - Nasty things I'd enjoy setting the dogs on them If you serve Hamish the wrong foods, he could get a blockage. - Did you see it that time? - See what? - The rabbit! - Don't shout! Now pay attention. Hamish said you were easily distracted. What was I saying? Hamish has a blockage. I couldn't be more interested, but you'll have to excuse me Aunt Imogen! 大家论坛影视英语 I think I'm going mad. I keep seeing a rabbit in a waist coat I can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now I'm waiting for my fiancee. Your have a fiancee? There! Did you see it? He's a prince. But alas he can not marry me unless he renounces his thrown - It's tragic, isn't it? - Very. Lowell? Alice! We were just . Kat is an old friend. I can see you're very close. You won't mention this to your sister, will you? I don't know. I'm confused. I need time to think Well, think About Margaret. She'd never trust me again - You don't want to ruin her marriage, do you? - Me? But I'm not the one who is sneaking around behind her back. There you are. - Alice Kingsley . - Hamish. 大家论坛影视英语 - What is it? - You have a caterpillar on your shoulder. Ew! Don't hurt it. You'll want to wash that finger. Alice Kingsley . Will you be my wife? Well. Everyone expects me to And, you're a Lord. My face won't last and I don't want to end up like. But this is happening so quickly, I. I think I . I need a moment. Hello!? It's only a dream. You'd think she'd remember all this from the first time. You brought the wrong Alice. She's the right one. I'm certain of it. - She's the wrong Alice! - Give her a chance. Curiouser and curiouser I told you she's the right Alice - I am not convinced. - How is that for gratitude? I was out there for weeks, trailing one Alice after the next 大家论坛影视英语 and I was almost eaten by other animals. Can you imagine . They go about entirely unclothed And they do there shukm in public, I had to avert my eyes -Doesn't look anything like herself! That's because she the wrong Alice! - If she was, she might be. - But if she isn't, she ain't - But if she was so, she would be. - But she isn't, no how! How can I be the wrong Alice when this is my dream? And who are you if i might ask? Oh, I'm Tweedledee and he's Tweedledum. Cherry wise, I'm Tweedledum and he's Tweedledee. - We should consult Absolum. - Exactly! - Absolem'll know who she is. - Alice, come on dear. - It's not being your turn, it's so unfair, hey! Leave off her! - Let go! - Are they always this way? - It's a family trade. You can both escort her - Who is this Absolem? - He's wise. He's Absolute . He's absolute! Who are you? - Absolem!? - You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. The question is . Who are you? - Alice. - We shall see. 大家论坛影视英语 What do you mean by that? I ought to know who I am Yes, you ought. Stupid girl! Unroll the Oraculum. The Oraculum, being the calendrical compemdium of Underland - It's a calender. - Compendium. It tells of each and every day since the beginning Today is Gribling day, in the time of the Red Queen Show her the Frabjus Day. Yes, Frabjus, being the day you slay the Jabberwocky Sorry? Slay the what? That being you there with the Vorpal sword. No other swords can kill the Jabberwocky. No how. If it ain't Vorpal, ain't dead - That's not me. - I know! Resolve this for us, Absolem. Is she the right Alice? Not hardly. I told ya! - I said so - I said so Contrary wise, you said she might be. No, you said she would be if she was. Little Impostor! Pretending to be Alice! She should be ashamed! - I was so certain of you. - I'm sorry, I don't mean to be the wrong Alice! 大家论坛影视英语 Wait. This is my dream. I'm going to wake up now and you'll disappear. That's odd. Pinching usually does the trick - I could stick you if that would help? - It might actually, thank you. My pleasure! Bandersnatch! Wait. It's only a dream. Nothing can hurt me. - What is she doing? - He can't hurt me, he can't hurt me . Run, you great love! SNUD QUEAST - This way! - East to QUEAST. No! South to SNUD! Someone has stolen three of my tarts! - Did You steal them? - No, Your Majesty. - Did You? - No, Your Majesty. - Did You steal them? - No, Your Majesty. - Did you steal my tart? - No, Your Majesty . It's cranberry juice. - I was so hungry! I didn't mean to . - Off with his head! 大家论坛影视英语 My family! No, please, please don't! I have little ones to look after! Go to his house and collect the little ones. I like frog eggs on toast almost as much as I like caviar. Yes, your Majesty Drink. Majesty. Ilosovic Stayne Where have you been lurking? Majesty . I have found the Oraculum That? Looks so ordinary for an Oraculum. Look here. Frabjus Day. I'd know that tangled mess of hair anywhere. Is it Alice? I believe it is. What is she doing with my darling Jabberwocky? She appears to be slating it She killed my Jabberbabywocky? Not yet. But it will happen if we don't stop her. Find Alice, Stayne. Find her! Find the scent of human girl and earn your freedom. For my wife and pups as well? Everyone will go home. 大家论坛影视英语 Dogs will believe anything. It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws - I must be still dreaming . - What did that to you? - A "bander" or "bandips" . - A Bandersnatch? - Well, I'd better have a look. - What are you doing? It needs to by purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrify I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up. At least let me bind it for you - What do you call yourself? - Alice. THE Alice? There has been some debate about that I never get involved in politics. You'd best be on your way. What way? All I want to do is wake up from this dream. Fine. I'll take you to the Hare and the Hatter, but that's the end of it Coming? Watch what you're doing! It's you! No it's not. The Twisp brought us the wrong Alice - Its the wrong Alice? - It's absolutely Alice. You're absolutely Alice. I'd know you anywhere. 大家论坛影视英语 I'd know him anywhere! Well, as you can see, we're still having tea. And it's all because I was obliged to kill time waiting for your return. You're terribly late, you know Naughty! Well anyway, time to came quite offended has stopped all together. Not a tick off a finger - Cup. - Time can be funny in dreams. Yes, yes, of course, but now you're back, you see. - And we need to get on to the Frabjus Day. - Frabjus Day! I've been investigating things that begin with the letter "M". Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? - "Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid "! - What? "Down with the Bloody Big Head" Bloody Big Head, being The Red Queen Come, come we simply must commit to the slaying in such Therefore, is it high time to forgive and forget or forgive and forgive whichever comes first, or is in any case the most convenient, I'm waiting. It's ticking, it's ticking again All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea The entire world is falling to ruin and poor Chester is off his tea. What happened that day was not. my fault Oh, dear Your were out and then to save your own skin 大家论坛影视英语 You gutless Scottisch pelgrim juggling slurking urpal slackush scrum Barlemot Hatter! Thank you. I'm fine What wrong with you, Tarrant? You used to be the light of the party. You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of WitzEnd Futter what? It's a dance. One day, Frabjus Day, when the White Queen once again wears the crown On that day I shall Futterwacken . vigorously. Oh no! - The Knave - Goodbye. Drink this quickly. Oh, dear Let me out! Well! If it's not my favorite trio of lunatics. Would you like to join us? You're all late for tea! I'm looking the girl called . Alice. Speaking of the Queen, Here's a little song we used to sing in her honour. 大家论坛影视英语 Twinkle, twinkle little red how I wonder where you're at If you're hiding her, you'll lose your heads. Already lost them. All together now! Up Above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky Twinkle, twinkle littl