Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本6人.docx

Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本6人Fool by Sonia Tiao刁青琅 6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的. 人物 Cecily: Sues boss Faith: Sues friend Jodie: Policewoman Sue: Sue Vicky: Guest Zoe: Sues friend - Today is March 31st. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking. Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fools Day. Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot. Zoe: Youre right. Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie. Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman. OhI almost forget, we also have Sues boss Cecily. Vicky: And what should I do? Faith: Mmm, I think you just do what you usually do. Vicky: WHAT? Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself. And tomorrow you have to go to Cecilys coffee shop to buy something. Vicky: Oh, I see. Just buy something? Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue (Take out Sues picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it). See, this is Sue. And buy things from her. Zoe: I think you can do a good job. (pat Vicky s shoulder.) Faith: Jodie, then, its your turn. Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because Jodie: I know I know and next? Zoe: Next, shell be late to work. Cecily: And I can cut down her salary. Ha Ha Ha. (laugh) Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day? Cecily: No, No, No. A half month. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing. Faith: OK, after her job, shell go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean? Jodie: Yes, I see. Its that like? “Oh! “, there is someone sitting by you (to Zoe) he doesnt even have a head. Zoe: Me? Where? (Scared) Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job. Cecily and Vicky are laughing. Vicky: Then, thats all? Zoe: Yes, basically yes. But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon. Cecily: How about talk her that “Youre house is on fire.” And Ill let her home early. But who will call her? Jodie: Dont worry, Zoe will do it. Zoe: OK. The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sues home. Well be waiting for the poor baby. Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby. Zoe: Any questions? V, F, C, J: No. Jodie: Cheers! Wish everything is “fine”. V, F, Z, C: Cheers! They drink together. At the day. Sue has a bad morning at the beginning. Sue: Oh my god. (feel scared and look at the alarm clock) Im late. My boss will kill me (shouted). Then she goes to work immediately. She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her. Jodie: (blow a whistle) Hey, stop! Stop! Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot? Sue: (feel wronged) SorryI. (stammer) Jodie: (interrupt Sue) Dont speak anymore! And dont argue with me. Sue: (pleadingly) But.could you let me go, please. Jodie: No way! (Resolutely) Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie. In the coffee shopWhen Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar. Sue: Sorry, sorry(still apologize to her boss) Im so sorry that Im late. Cecily: (glare at Sue) Dont say anything at this time. You should do you work right now. Sue: (stun) OKIll do at once. Cecily: Go away. Dont stay in my way. Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work. Vicky: Waitress. Come here! (raises her hand and feels angry) Sue goes there very quickly. Sue: May I help you? Vicky: (speak louder) Where is my meal? Im waiting for a long long long time. Sue: Sorry. Ill go to check right away. (goes to a kitchen) Five minutes later Vicky: (clap the table) Hey you! Do you know my time is very precious? Sue: Sorry Its my fault. Vicky: Do you know who I am? Sue: Excuse me. Who are you? Vicky: You dont know me? Call your boss. I want to see your boss right now. (Cecily comes over)小品剧本大全 Vicky: Your waitress doesnt know who I am. Cecily: What? She doesnt know who you are. I am really sorry. (turn to Sue) She is our VIP. (turn to Vicky) Im very sorry for our service. The meal is free. (turn to Sue) Sue, take meal for her quickly. (After work) Cecily: Hey Sue. I dont think you did a good job today. Sue: But ICecily: I dont want to listen to any excuse. After all, you made a big mistake at first. (Sue cant say anything) Cecily: I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month. Sue: Oh, please dont do that to me! I promise I wont make any mistake any more Cecily: Or you want to get fired. Sue: Ok Ill do my best in the future. Sue accepts this fact and goes home. After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire. Sue goes home immediately. Sue: God damn it! Today is not my day. (She is in a bad mood and ride fast. Then the cell phone rings.then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone. Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before. Later, a police stops her on the road) Police: Stop, please! (Gestures)Miss, the person behind you doesnt wear a hamlet. Sue: (Shocked) What?! Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok? Police: Im sure theres a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair. Look! She is staring at you now with a smile.Waitgosh! She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago.! Sue: What?! I dont believe you, police! Theres really nobody behind me and dont scare me, all right? Police: (Scared) wellwellyou just gogosh! How Terrible it is! Sue: (Very scared) Oh, my god! Is it real? Or its really a behind me?! Please dont scare me, ok? Tell me its all nonsenseI got to go ! Police: Go, go ,go.and believe it or not! Be careful! (Sue is going home.Sue rushes through to go home anxiously. She just wants to know if her house is ok.) Sue: Fire! Where is the fire? Sue looks at the house for a while. Nothing happened to it. Sue: There is no fire. Why the light on? Sue opens the door carefully. She is afraid that a thief is at her house now. Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Surprise! Happy Fools Day! Sue sees the policewoman and the customer who make trouble to her. Sue doesnt understand why they are here. Sue: Whats going on here? Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: HaHa You are the fool today. Sue: Oh! You guys! Why do you treat me in this way? Zoe, Cecily, Faith: Because you are our good friend. Sue laughs helplessly. 小品剧本大全