电影香肠派对Sausage.Partz.台词剧本中英文对照.doc

0,0:01:26.00,0:01:28.12糟糕了 卡尔 卡尔 卡尔 卡尔Oh, shit. Carl. Carl. Carl, Carl!0,0:01:28.12,0:01:31.40伙计 我们又睡过头了 马上就要开始唱那首歌了Dude, we slept in again. The song's about to start!0,0:01:31.56,0:01:33.92糟糕了 弗兰克 我们不能错过那首歌啊 巴里快醒醒Shit, Frank! We can't miss the song. Barry, wake up!0,0:01:34.08,0:01:35.49什么 什么 我起了 我起了What? What? I'm up. I'm up.0,0:01:35.64,0:01:38.37这首歌是每天早上开启新一天的最好方式This song is such an awesome way to start every morning.0,0:01:38.52,0:01:42.68也是我们对上帝表达感激之情的绝佳方式It's just a super nice way of showing the gods how much we appreciate everything they'll do for us.0,0:01:42.84,0:01:45.49只要他们能把我们带出那些门 去到伟大的远方.once they take us out those doors to the Great Beyond.0,0:01:45.64,0:01:47.21老天 我太他妈喜欢他们了God, I love them so fucking much.0,0:01:47.36,0:01:49.48哦操 玉米马上就要开唱了Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Corn's about to start singing!0,0:01:49.72,0:01:52.88- 来吧 玉米 - 你的声音是最棒的 - 就看你的了 玉米- Drop it, Corn! You got the best voice! -You're the man, Corn!0,0:01:53.08,0:01:55.40超级无敌棒 开始吧 兄弟You rule! Take it away, brah!0,0:01:55.56,0:01:59.84亲爱的上帝 你方方面面都如此神圣Dear gods You're so divine in each and every way0,0:02:00.00,0:02:02.08我们向你祈祷To you we pray0,0:02:02.60,0:02:05.33亲爱的上帝 我们永远向你献出Dear gods We pledge our love to you0,0:02:05.52,0:02:07.40我们的爱Forevermore0,0:02:07.88,0:02:12.52我们总能感到我们之间特殊的纽带We always felt we had a special bond0,0:02:12.68,0:02:15.80带我们去伟大的远方Take us to the Great Beyond0,0:02:15.96,0:02:19.68在那里一定没有坏事情会发生在食物身上Where we're sure nothing bad happens to food0,0:02:19.84,0:02:23.24只要出了那扇门 事情一定会很变得美好Once we're out the sliding doors things will all be grand0,0:02:23.44,0:02:26.52我们会在应许之地实现我们的梦想We will live our dreams together In the Promised Land0,0:02:26.72,0:02:30.08我们的命运掌握在上帝手里 因此我们必会被好好照料The gods control our fate so we all know we're in good hands0,0:02:30.24,0:02:32.09我们无比确定We're super sure there's0,0:02:32.09,0:02:35.88在伟大的远方没有坏事发生nothing shitty waiting for us in the Great Beyond0,0:02:36.16,0:02:40.92走到各处都会有不同的风景And every aisle thinks something different0,0:02:41.08,0:02:43.52我勒个擦 我被选中了Holy shit, I've been chosen!0,0:02:43.72,0:02:48.32我们都认同这一点But to this we all agree0,0:02:48.52,0:02:50.12拜了个拜 婊子们 我要走人了Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here!0,0:02:50.28,0:02:57.05其他人都他妈是大白痴Everyone else is fuckin' stupid0,0:02:57.40,0:03:02.56除了那些和我观点相同的人Except for those who think like me0,0:03:02.72,0:03:04.52还有我And me!0,0:03:04.68,0:03:05.84还有我And me!0,0:03:06.20,0:03:10.44在那里有我们向往的长盛不衰Out there for all eternity we'll meditate0,0:03:10.60,0:03:12.52真他妈美妙啊How fucking great0,0:03:13.28,0:03:17.68在那里我们能够每天四点泡茶Out there we'll get to tea-bag every day at 40,0:03:17.88,0:03:18.88- 棒 - 棒- Pip! -Pip!0,0:03:19.04,0:03:23.12宙斯会往我们的屁眼里装满甜椒We'll shove pimentos up our ass by Zeus0,0:03:23.36,0:03:26.76我们会消灭果汁We'll exterminate the juice0,0:03:26.96,0:03:32.33并且征服整个伟大的远方And subjugate the whole damn Great Beyond0,0:03:34.48,0:03:38.72在这里我们把我们的香肠藏在包裹里In here we keep our wieners in our packages0,0:03:38.88,0:03:41.12像这样That's how it is0,0:03:41.52,0:03:42.80真不爽It sucks0,0:03:42.96,0:03:45.40但这就是保持我们小面包新鲜纯净的方式But that's the way our buns keep fresh and pure0,0:03:46.92,0:03:51.13只要我们走出那些门 这就不再是一种罪恶But once we're out the doors It's not a sin0,0:03:51.28,0:03:54.64你就能够把你的香肠塞进来For us to let you slip it in0,0:03:54.80,0:03:58.85也就是说我们终于能操了In other words we finally get to fuck0,0:03:59.00,0:04:00.57- 还有爱 和拥抱 - 还能操 和操- And love, and hug -And fuck, and fuck0,0:04:00.76,0:04:01.88- 还有快感 还有操 - 一起温存 再开操- And feel, and fuck - and share, and fuck0,0:04:02.04,0:04:05.20上帝将会永远关心我们The gods will always care for us0,0:04:05.84,0:04:08.68他们不会把我们从屁眼里拉出来They won't squeeze us out their butts0,0:04:08.84,0:04:11.52我们无比确定我们的信仰是正确的We cannot overstate how confident we are0,0:04:11.68,0:04:13.25在伟大的远方没有坏事情会发生That our beliefs are accurate0,0:04:13.44,0:04:16.60没有任何糟糕事会发生在伟大的远方And nothing awful happens to us In the Great Beyond0,0:04:16.76,0:04:19.04亲吻我的棕黄色的屁股吧Kiss my brownish-yellow ass!0,0:04:19.20,0:04:23.64我就要前往伟大的远方了 操他妈的I'm going to the Great Beyond, motherfuckers!0,0:04:25.60,0:04:28.49前台需要加一位收银员 拜托We need an extra cashier to the front, please.0,0:04:28.64,0:04:31.56需要多加一位收银员Extra cashier to the front.0,0:04:32.00,0:04:35.92啵呼耶 操他妈的 红白蓝日就是明天了Boo and yah, motherfuckers. Red, White and Blue Day is tomorrow!0,0:04:36.08,0:04:38.24伙计们 基本上每根香肠都会Dudes, basically every single sausage.0,0:04:38.40,0:04:40.32在这一天被选中.gets chosen on Red, White and Blue Day.0,0:04:40.48,0:04:41.70明天的这个时候By this time tomorrow,0,0:04:41.70,0:04:44.48我们就能够插进小面包里面了we're all gonna be 5 inches deep in some bun, son.0,0:04:45.60,0:04:46.72哦 我的天 真棒Oh, my God, yes.0,0:04:46.88,0:04:50.48对巴里来说只有几厘米深吧 你个废柴More like 3 inches deep for Barry, you deformed nerd.0,0:04:50.68,0:04:52.40特洛伊 太可笑了Troy, that's funny.0,0:04:52.60,0:04:55.33你看 这就是我为什么迫不及待想要去伟大的远方You see, this is why I can't wait for the Great Beyond.0,0:04:55.52,0:04:56.60在那里我们会变得平等We'll all be equal,0,0:04:56.61,0:04:59.49像特洛伊这样的混蛋就不会再欺负我and then jerks like Troy won't be picking on me all the time.0,0:04:59.64,0:05:01.13嘲笑我的畸形.on account of my abnormality.0,0:05:01.32,0:05:05.72随你好了 巴里 你和别人不同 所以你很奇怪Whatever, Barry. You're different, and that makes you weird.0,0:05:05.92,0:05:08.28别理他 巴里 他尽瞎鸡巴扯Ignore that prick, Barry. He's full of shit.0,0:05:08.28,0:05:10.16不要忘了 你很粗啊And don't forget, you've got girth.0,0:05:10.32,0:05:13.24粗比长顶用 你他妈厉害着呢That's way more important than length. You're a fucking champ.0,0:05:13.40,0:05:15.37对啊 我很粗 我能够塞满一个小面包You know, I am girthy. I could fill a bun.0,0:05:15.37,0:05:16.44她们会知道我插进去了They'll know I'm there.0,0:05:16.60,0:05:20.08所以我很确定会有很多的小面包等待着我I'm sure there's some kind of smushed bun out there waiting for me.0,0:05:20.24,0:05:22.40- 操 黑暗勋爵 - 哦不 他要来了- Shit, it's the Dark Lord! -Oh, no. He's coming.0,0:05:22.56,0:05:24.32别啊 我还很新鲜 我发誓No, wait! I'm still fresh. I swear!0,0:05:24.48,0:05:26.08我还很新鲜I'm still fresh!0,0:05:26.24,0:05:27.40- 他看到我们了吗 - 没有- Did he see us? -No way.0,0:05:27.56,0:05:29.28- 完蛋了 老兄 - 老天啊 不- We're fucked, bros! -Oh, God, no!0,0:05:29.44,0:05:31.09拿谁也别拿我 求你了Take anyone but us, please!0,0:05:31.24,0:05:33.00哦 不 不要 不要啊- Oh, no! NO' "No! U0,0:05:33.16,0:05:34.88- 不 不 - 为什么是我们- NO! NO! -Why us?!0,0:05:35.24,0:05:36.92去你妈的 香肠Fuck you, wienies.0,0:05:41.80,0:05:44.80操 我恨这个工作Fuck, I hate this fucking job!0,0:05:45.88,0:05:47.04你还好吗 大家还好吗You okay? Everyone okay?0,0:05:47.24,0:05:49.56比尔和那些人真是太他妈可怜了That's super fucked up about Bill and those guys.0,0:05:49.72,0:05:51.08他们待在包装里 They stayed in their package,0,0:05:51.08,0:05:52.96守着歌里的规矩followed all the guidelines of the song.0,0:05:53.16,0:05:55.48- 到头来却落得这个下场 - 我们不可能知道- What do they get for? - We're not supposed to understand.0,0:05:55.64,0:05:58.68上帝如何行事 他们无比神秘.the will of the gods. They work in mysterious ways.0,0:05:58.84,0:06:00.78既然我们靠这首歌而活Since we base our lives on the song,0,0:06:00.78,0:06:03.00是不是应该论证一下这些规则it might be nicer if there was some proof.0,0:06:03.16,0:06:05.92论证 你要的证明就在你面前Proof? All the proof you need is right in front of you.0,0:06:06.08,0:06:07.44看到那些大圆面包了吗Look at these big old buns.0,0:06:08.84,0:06:12.40是的 你懂得 操翻那些面包Yeah! You know it, baby. Work those buns!0,0:06:12.60,0:06:16.12操翻每一个 操一整天 操每一天All of you. All day, "Err" Day.0,0:06:16.28,0:06:19.32排好队 等着被我的肉棒塞满吧Lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat.0,0:06:19.52,0:06:21.18好吧 卡尔 你真的觉得Right, Carl. You really think any0,0:06:21.18,0:06:23.60那些面包会愿意被你插吗of these buns will line up to get filled by you?0,0:06:24.36,0:06:25.77我觉得事情是这样的Here's my impression of that:0,0:06:25.92,0:06:28.00"他进来了吗 为什么我没有感觉"Oh, is he in there yet? Why I can't feel him.0,0:06:28.00,0:06:30.28我觉得他没有进来 等等 他在呢"I don't think he's in there. Oh, wait. He is."0,0:06:30.44,0:06:31.88真是可悲 我打赌It's so sad. I bet you0,0:06:31.88,0:06:34.96你也就干个15秒 就像这样jackrabbit for a quick 15 seconds. You're like:0,0:06:35.16,0:06:36.60然后你就软了And then you slump over.0,0:06:36.76,0:06:38.48说真的 姐妹们I mean, honestly, guys.0,0:06:38.64,0:06:42.48谁愿意让卡尔插进你们的身体.who in this package would ever let Carl get up in them?0,0:06:42.64,0:06:45.72罗伯塔快把手放下 你真是扫兴Roberta, put your fucking hand down. You're ruining my joke.0,0:06:45.92,0:06:48.36瞧 没有人 你就是这样的See? Nobody. That's you.0,0:06:49.84,0:06:53.60嘿 老兄 我不知道该怎么委婉地跟你表达Hey, dude, I don't know how to say this to you gently,0,0:06:53.68,0:06:55.92但你女朋友 but your girlfriend.0,0:06:56.08,0:06:57.20她真是个荡妇.she's a fucking cunt.0,0:06:57.36,0:06:59.48闭嘴 她可纯了 你知道的Shut up. She's fresh as fucking, you know it.0,0:06:59.64,0:07:01.32我只想说天涯何处无芳草Dude, I just don't know why you're limiting0,0:07:01.32,0:07:03.64何必单恋一面包 全天下还有那么多面包呢yourself to one bun. There's plenty of buns.0,0:07:03.80,0:07:06.20因为我崇尚一肠一妻制 我是忠贞的香肠Because I believe in bunogamy. I'm a bunogamist.0,0:07:06.40,0:07:08.48如果有这样的面包喜欢你And when a bun this fresh is into you,0,0:07:08.48,0:07:10.29你只需要问什么时候插进去 要插多深all you ask is when and how deep.0,0:07:10.44,0:07:11.44答案就是And the answer is:0,0:07:11.60,0:07:13.28只要我们去到伟大的远方As soon as we get to the Great Beyond0,0:07:13.34,0:07:14.88她能让我插多深就插多深and as deep as she'll let me.0,0:07:15.08,0:07:16.24我想要和她聊聊I'm gonna talk to her.0,0:07:16.40,0:07:19.08嘿 布伦达 近来如何 美女Hey, Brenda. What up, girl?0,0:07:19.24,0:07:21.40很抱歉 卡尔就是这样的混蛋Sorry about those guys. Such dicks, right?0,0:07:21.56,0:07:22.92我听得见 老兄I can hear you, dude.0,0:07:23.08,0:07:24.08闭嘴 去你妈的Shut up. Fuck you.0,0:07:24.24,0:07:26.89看来明天会是一个伟大的日子 对吧So looks like tomorrow's the big day, huh?0,0:07:28.24,0:07:30.76我们终于可以正式在一起了You and me, finally gonna be official.0,0:07:30.92,0:07:33.16我很高兴神把我们的包装放在一起了I'm so happy the gods put our packages together.0,0:07:33.32,0:07:34.84因为我们属于彼此It's because we belong together.0,0:07:35.00,0:07:36.84仿佛我们是天造地设的一对It's like we were made for each other.0,0:07:37.00,0:07:40.76我迫不及待要插进那里 来个亲密接触I can't wait to finally just get up in there. Just raw-dog it.0,0:07:40.92,0:07:43.92不过我要袒露心迹 我内心很紧张But, full disclosure, I'm pretty fucking nervous about this.0,0:07:44.08,0:07:46.52我不知道我的表现会是如何I don't know how well I'll perform once it happens.0,0:07:46.68,0:07:49.68因为我之前还没有插过面包I've obviously never been in a bun before, so.0,0:07:49.84,0:07:52.68再好不过了 我也没被开苞过Hey, I'm not gonna be any better. I've never opened up.0,0:07:52.84,0:07:55.12我是说 看看我多紧啊I mean, look how tight I am.0,0:07:55.44,0:07:56.64啊 真他妈爱死你Oh, sweet fucking fuck.0,0:07:56.80,0:07:59.33听着 好吧 我知道这违反规定Look, okay, I know it's against the rules,0,0:07:59.33,0:08:00.85但我实在等不及了but I can't wait anymore.0,0:08:01.04,0:08:03.08我只想碰碰你I need to just feel you.0,0:08:03.24,0:08:05.16你跟我想的一样吗Are you thinking what I'm thinking?0,0:08:05.48,0:08:07.00- 只碰碰手指尖 - 只碰碰手指尖- Just the tips? -Just the tips?0,0:08:07.68,0:08:10.60- 不敢相信我们这么做了 - 我们真是调皮啊- I can't believe we're doing this. -I know. We're so naughty.0,0:08:12.08,0:08:13.27不过这应该没事吧It's fine, right? I mean,0,0:08:13.27,0:08:15.52碰碰手指头应该不会出事nothing bad's ever happened from just the tips.0,0:08:15.72,0:08:18.32不不不不不不No. No, no, no. No, no, no.0,0:08:21.76,0:08:23.28这感觉多美好 放这里就好Oh, yeah, go in there.0,0:08:23.34,0:08:25.76- 放进来 - 哦 你竟敢- Put it in there. - Oh, you wouldn't dare.0,0:08:30.56,0:08:32.88抱歉 我本来打算买普通芥末的 没想到回到家I meant to buy a normal mustard. When I got home.0,0:08:33.04,0:08:34.84才发现拿的是蜂蜜芥末.I realized I bought honey mustard.0,0:08:35.00,0:08:38.04- 我可以换货吗 - 我他妈才不管呢- Is it cool if I just go swap it? -I don't give a flying fuck.0,0:08:43.16,0:08:46.44卧了个大槽 天啊 你居然回来了 难以置信Holy shit! You're back, man. Crazy!0,0:08:46.60,0:08:48.88你去到伟大的远方了吗Did you go to the Great Beyond?0,0:08:49.04,0:08:53.52别碰我 番茄酱 我警告你别他妈碰我Don't touch me, man! Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me.0,0:08:54.64,0:08:57.37- 怎么回事 - 我就告诉你发生了什么吧- What happened? -Oh, I'll tell you what fucking happened.0,0:08:57.52,0:09:00.72在伟大的远方就会发生这样的事情I'll tell you exactly what happened in the Great Beyond.0,0:09:00.88,0:09:03.32- 你个蠢货 一坨红屎 - 我操.you dumb, red piece of shit! -What the f-?!0,0:09:03.52,0:09:06.33只要你一出那扇门As soon as we got out those doors-0,0:09:07.08,0:09:10.00看来你已经知道了残酷的事实So you have learned the terrible truth.0,0:09:10.16,0:09:11.16恭喜你Congratulations!0,0:09:11.36,0:09:12.60别告诉别人Now keep it to yourself,0,0:09:12.60,0:09:14.84不然我就会在你睡觉的时候割你的喉or I will slit your throat while you sleep.0,0:09:15.00,0:09:16.33我对天发誓I swear to God.0,0:09:16.48,0:09:18.32天啊 你们都听到了吗Oh, my God! Did you guys just fucking hear that?0,0:09:18.48,0:09:20.40什么 你看什么呢What? What are you looking at?0,0:09:20.56,0:09:21.56他消失了He's gone.0,0:09:21.72,0:09:23.52他妈的去哪儿了Where the fuck did he go?0,0:09:23.68,0:09:26.36完蛋了 完蛋了I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up.0,0:09:26.52,0:09:29.56番茄酱 离我远点 谁他妈都别碰我Ketchup, get the fuck off of me. Nobody fucking touch me!0,0:09:29.72,0:09:31.17顾客们请注意Attention, shoppers.0,0:09:31.17,0:09:34.52商场将会在5分钟后关闭 快出去The store is closing in five minutes. Get out.0,0:09:34.68,0:09:37.16快来看啊 还有一个上帝Hey, hey, hey, look at this. We fucking got one.0,0:09:37.48,0:09:39.52- 站好了小伙子们 - 嘿- Stand up straight, boys! -Hey!0,0:09:39.72,0:09:42.32在这边 选我们Over here! Choose us!0,0:09:44.00,0:09:45.16我们被选中了We're chosen!0,0:09:45.56,0:09:48.92选我们 挑我们这一包Pick us! Pick our package!0,0:09:50.56,0:09:51.56布伦达Brenda!0,0:09:51.72,0:09:53.08弗兰克Frank!0,0:09:53.28,0:09:55.93我真是要发疯了 我的心狂跳不停Oh, man. I'm freaking out. My heart's racing.0,0:09:56.08,0:09:58.89我终于要走出那扇门了 太棒了I'm having an out-of-sausage experience. Yes!0,0:09:59.72,0:10:01.05选我们 瞧瞧我们Choose us! Look at us!0,0:10:01.24,0:10:02.24上帝啊 拜托了Oh, please, god.0,0:10:02.40,0:10:04.56- 选我们 看这里 对对对 - 求你了 上帝- Choose us. Look at us! Oh, yes! - Please, god.0,0:10:07.04,0:10:08.08太棒了Nice!0,0:10:08.24,0:10:11.32- 耶耶耶 - 弗兰克 我们被选在一起了- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! -Yes! Frank, we've been chosen together.0,0:10:11.48,0:10:12.60操级棒啊Fucking A! Yeah!0,0:10:12.76,0:10:14.00真是太酷了This is so cool!0,0:10:14.52,0:10:17.33- 我被选中了 - 就要去应许之地了- I'm chosen! I got chosen! - Going to the Promised Land!0,0:10:17.48,0:10:19.05上路喽I'm on my way!0,0:10:23.68,0:10:26.44呦呦切克闹 伙计Yo! Oh, fuck, yeah, dude.0,0:10:26.64,0:10:29.37谁叫个医生过来 讲真 这节奏有点晕Somebody call a doctor because, honestly, this beat is sick.0,0:10:29.56,0:10:32.38我状态挺好的 很健康- Actually, I feel great. Real healthy.0,0:10:32.38,0:10:34.85不是说你 是说这节奏 这歌 兄弟- Not you, the beat. The song, bro.0,0:10:35.60,0:10:36.60哇靠 这不是薯片嘛Oh, shit, Chips!0,0:10:37.76,0:10:40.28艹四者片 薯片 薯片 薯片C-H-I-P-S, Chips, Chips, Chips.0,0:10:40.44,0:10:43.56我一直都知道你 我尊重你所以我不会骗你I've known you forever. I would never disrespect you with a lie.0,0:10:43.92,0:10:47.36我必须要告诉你 你真是太胖了I will tell you very much that you look fucking disgusting, bro.0,0:10:47.52,0:10:49.09别这样Oh, come on.0,0:10:49.28,0:10:50.93别当真 我开玩笑的No, I'm just messing with you,0,0:10:50.93,0:10:53.52不过兄弟你真的需要去健身bro. But for reals? You gotta hit the gym, bro.0,0:10:54.16,0:10:56.56小妞咋样 你里里外外都是粉嫩嫩的吗Oh, what's up? Yo, are you pink al