生活大爆炸第五季中英文剧本对白p62.doc

生活大爆炸第五季第1集中英文剧本对白The Big Bang Theory, Season 5, Episode 1Previously onTheBigBangTheory.生活大爆炸前情提要.-Priya: My brother. he's got a big crush on Bernadette.Crush: 迷恋我哥哥他非常迷恋Bernadette。-Leonard: Bernadette Youre moving back to India?你要回印度?-Leonard: What's going on?go on: 发生怎么了这是?-Penny: It's. It's not what it looks like.look like: 看起来像不是.不是你们看到的那样。-Sheldon: What does it look like?look like: 看起来像看起来是怎样?It's not what it looks like.look like: 看起来像不是我们看到的那样。It's not what it looks like.不是我们看到的那样。-Leonard: What are you grinding about?grind about: 絮叨 grind: 磨你在那絮叨什么呢?-Sheldon: Penny's brain teaser this morning.brain teaser : 脑筋急转弯 brain: 头脑 teaser: 戏弄者Penny早上说的那个脑筋急转弯。She and Koothrappali她和Koothrappali。emerge from your bedroom.emerge: 浮现一起从你卧室出来。She is disheveled, and Raj is dressed only in a sheet.dishevel: 使蓬乱 sheet: 床单她是衣冠不整，Raj只披了块被单。The sole clue "It's not what it looks like."sole: 唯一的 clue: 线索唯一的线索是 "不是你们看到的那样"。-Leonard: Just let it go, Sheldon.let it go: 任他去，放下算了吧 Sheldon。-Sheldon: If I could, I would, but I can't, so I shan't.如果我能，那我会的，但是我不能，所以我不会。Now, knowing Penny,因为是Penny。the obvious answer is, they engaged in coitus.obvious: 明显的 be engaged in: 参与 engage: 从事 coitus: 性交所以，很明显，答案是，他们交媾了。But.但是.since that's what it looked like,因为看起来就是这样，we canrulethatout.rule out: 排除 rule: 规定我们可以排除这种可能性了。Let's putonourthinkingcap,shallwe?put on: 穿上 thinking cap: 思维帽 cap: 帽让我们仔细考虑一下(字面意思为带上思维帽) 好吧?Raj isfromIndia,atropicalcountry.tropical: 热带的Raj来自印度这个热带国家，Third Worldhygiene.Third World hygiene: 第三世界卫生 hygiene: 卫生卫生状况极差，Parasitic infectionsarecommon,suchaspinworms.Parasitic: 寄生的 infection: 感染，传染 pinworm: 蛲虫蛲虫病之类的寄生虫感染很常见。The procedure for diagnosingpinwormsistowaitprocedure: 程序，步骤 diagnose: 诊断诊断蛲虫病的步骤就是等待until thesubjectisasleep,subject: 宿主 asleep: 睡着的直到宿主睡着的时候，and thewormscrawloutoftherectumforair.worm: 蠕虫 crawl out: 爬出 crawl: 爬行 rectum: 直肠寄生虫就会从直肠爬出来呼吸空气。Yes, justlikethat.就像这样。Penny couldhavebeenPenny可能是在帮inspecting Raj'sanalregionforparasites.inspect: 检查 anal region: 肛门区 anal: 肛门的 region: 范围 parasite: 寄生虫Raj检查肛门区域是否有寄生虫-Leonard: Oh, boy.哦。-Sheldon: That's atruebluefriend.那样可真够义气啊。-Leonard: They slepttogether,Sherlock.他们上床了，福尔摩斯(著名侦探)-Sheldon: No, youweren'tlistening.你刚才没有听我说话，She saidit'snotwhatitlooks like.她说了，不像看起来那样。-Leonard: She lied. lie: 撒谎她撒谎了。-Sheldon: Oh.噢。Don't Ilooksillysittingherewearingthis?silly: 傻 wear: 穿着那我戴着这东西坐在这里，岂不看起来很傻?* Our wholeuniversewas in a hot, dense state *universe: 宇宙 dense: 稠密的 state: 【状态】* 宇宙一度又烫又稠密 * Then nearly14 billionyearsagoexpansionstarted.Wait! *billion: 十亿 expansion: 膨胀* 140亿年前终于爆了炸.等着瞧! * The Earthbegantocool * 地球开始降温 * The autotrophsbegantodrool,Neanderthalsdevelopedtools *autotroph: 自养生物 drool: 胡说 Neanderthal: 穴居人的 develop: 【发展】* 自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具 * We builttheWallWebuiltthepyramids *pyramid: 金字塔* 我们建长城我们建金字塔 * Math, Science,History,unravelingthemystery *unravel: 解开 mystery: 神秘* 数学自然科学历史揭开神秘 * That allstartedwithabigbang * 一切由大爆炸开始 * Bang! *爆炸-Howard: Hey.嘿。-Rajesh: Hey.嘿。-Leonard: Hey.嘿。-Sheldon: Hey.嘿。-Sheldon: Leonard, isitawkwardforyouawkward: 尴尬的Leonard 当你知道，knowing thatoneofyourdearfriendshadsexualintercoursesexual: 性的 intercourse: 性交你的一个好朋友和你的旧爱， with awomanyouusedtoloveused to: 惯于，过去常常在你床上性交，in theveryplaceyoulayyourhead?lay: 躺是不是很尴尬?-Leonard: No, I'mfinewith it.不会，我可以接受。-Sheldon: That soundslikesarcasm,sarcasm: 讽刺听起来像是讽刺，but I'mgoingtodisregard it,disregard: 忽视但是我不会在乎。because Ihaveanagenda.paintball.agenda: 议程 paintball: 彩弹球因为我有个议程.彩弹枪战。Specifically, theinterdepartmental tournamentthisweekend .Specifically: 明确地 interdepartmental: 不同部门间的 tournament: 联赛具体来说，院际彩弹枪比赛在本周末举行。In ordertofunctionbetterasafightingunit,In order to: 为了 order: 命令 function: 运行 fight:战斗 unit:单元为了让我们战斗小组发挥更大战斗力，I thoughtweshouldestablishachainofcommand.establish: 建立 chain: 链 command: 指挥我认为我们得制定指挥体系。Now, itgoeswithoutsayinggoes without saying: 不用说现在，不言自明的是，that Iwouldoutrankthethreeofyou,outrank: 级别高于我的级别会高于你们三个，but thequestionremains,byhow much?remain: 依然，留下可问题依旧是高多少?-Sheldon: Now,现在，I don'tseemeassomefour-stargeneral,see as: 视为 general: 将军我没有觉得自己是四星上将，back atHQridingadeskback at: 回到 HQ: 总部（headquarters）坐在总部的办公室，and playinggolfwiththeSecretaryofDefense.the Secretary of Defense: 国防部长 Secretary: 部长 Defense: 防护整天和国防部长打高尔夫球，But Ialsocan'tbeSergeantCooper,sergeant: 【中士】但我也不能只是Cooper中士，because thatmightleadyou因为这样你们可能会to thinkofmeasjustaregularJoe.think of as: 把看作 regular: 【普通的】 joe: 乔（男子名）误以为我只是个普通大兵。This mighttakesomethought.Asyouwere.这个得花点时间考虑，你们继续。-Leonard: What thehelliswrong with you?hell: 究竟你到底是怎么回事?-Howard: Yeah, howcouldyoudo that?就是你怎么能做出这种事来?-Rajesh: What is it to you ?跟你有什么关联？-Howard: I got his back .get his back: 挺他 back: 背部我挺他啊。-Rajesh: Yeah, right.You'rejustjealousbecauseitturnsoutjealous: 妒忌的 turn out: 结果是才不是，你只是嫉妒我。I'm Penny'snumbertwochoiceafterLeonard.choice: 选择因为我是Penny除了Leonard的第二选择。-Howard: Hey, ifIwasn'tengagedtoBernadette,be engaged in: 忙碌于 engage: 从事嘿如果我没有和Bernadette订婚，that totallycouldhavebeenme.totally: 完全地我是很有希望的-Leonard: Please. Sheldonwouldhavebeenbeforeyou,省省吧 Sheldon都会排在你前面，and hemightnotevenhavegenitals!genital: 生殖器而且他可能连生殖器官都没有!-Rajesh: Why doyoucare so much?care: 在意你为什么这么在意?You're datingmysister,date: 约会你在和我妹妹谈恋爱，and PennyandIareinlove.in love: 相爱，恋爱中而且我和Penny是两情相悦-Leonard: -Howard: What?!什么?!-Sheldon: Gentlemen, ifImayinterject,gentlemen: 先生 interject: 突然插入先生们，打扰一下，I've decidedmy rank will be captain.decide: 决定 captain: 上尉我决定了我的职位是上尉。If it'sgoodenoughforKirk,CrunchandKangaroo,enough: 充足地如果这个职位对于Kirk和Crunch以及Kangaroo来说足够了it's goodenoughforme.对我来说也足够了。-Howard: You're notinlovewithPenny.你才没有爱上Penny。-Rajesh: Yes, Iam.我爱她。-Rajesh: The godKamadevahasshotuswithhisfloweryarrowsoflove.shoot: 射击 flowery: 绚丽的 arrow: 箭Kamadeva(印度爱神)已经向我们射来了爱神之箭。-Howard: Who?谁?-Rajesh: He's theHinduversionofCupid,version: 版本他是印度版的丘比特。but waybetter,becauseheridesagiantparrot.giant: 巨大的 parrot: 鹦鹉但他要强很多，因为他的坐骑是只巨型鹦鹉。-Leonard: Raj, comeon.Youfallinlovewithanygirlwhosmilesatyou.come on: 【别这样】 smile at: 对微笑Raj 少来了，你会爱上每个朝你微笑的女生。A monthago,youwerewritingpoemsabouthisfiancee.ago: 以前 poem: 诗 fiancée: 未婚妻上个月你还给他的未婚妻写情诗呢。-Howard: I'm sorry. What?!什么?!-Rajesh: Rubbish. He'stalkingrubbish.rubbish: 垃圾胡扯，他在胡言乱语。-Leonard: Oh, Bernadette,pleaseplaymyclarinet.clarinet: 竖笛Bernadette请吹奏我的竖笛吧。-Rajesh: That couldhavebeenaboutanyone.这也不一定是我啊， Besides, youhavenothingtoworryabout,worry about: 焦虑而且你也不用担心，because nowI'mtheduskyhalfofKoothrapenny.dusky: 暗淡的我现在是朦胧的。-Sheldon: For therecord,Idohavegenitals.for the record: 【正式声明】声明一下，我有生殖器官。They're functionalandaestheticallypleasing.aesthetically: 审美地他们不但功能完备，而且非常美观。-Penny: Well.好吧。Oh. Coming.来啦。-Penny: Yup, that's good.yup: 是的真好啊。Wine glassesshouldhavehandles.wine: 酒 handle: 把手酒杯就该有个把手。-Amy: Keeping accuratetrackofyouralcoholintake.accurate: 精确的 track: 踪迹 alcohol: 酒精 intake: 摄取量你开始严格控制饮酒量了，Smartidea consideringhowtrampyyougetsmart: 聪明的 consider: 考虑考虑到你酒后乱性的事件。when you'vehadafew.这是个明智的选择。-Penny: You heardwhat I did?hear: 听说你听说那事了?-Amy: Well, Iheardwhoyoudid.呃我知道那人了。-Penny: Oh, myGod,哦，天哪。I screwedupeverything.screw up: 弄糟 screw: 强迫我彻底搞砸了。I hurtLeonard.hurt: 使受伤我伤了Leonard，I hurtRaj.还有Raj。 I mean,whatiswrong with me?mean: 用意你说，我怎么能这样呢?I feelliketwototallydifferentpeople.简直就是两个世界的人嘛.Dr. JekyllandMrs.Whore.就像化身博士(大好人)和荡妇人。-Amy: Don't besohardonyourself.be hard on: 对苛刻别这么说自己。Do youknowthestoryof Catherine the Great?story: 故事你知道凯瑟琳大帝吗?-Penny: No.不知道。-Amy: She ruledRussiarule : 统治 Russia: 俄罗斯十八世纪末，in thelate1700s,andonenight,她统治着俄国。一天晚上，when shewasfeelingparticularlyrandy,particularly: 特别地 randy: 好色的她实在抑制不住自己的欲望，she usedanintricatesystemofpulleysintricate: 复杂的 system: 系统 pulley: 滑轮她造了一组复杂的滑轮，to haveintimaterelationswithahorse.intimate: 有性关系的 relation: 关系 horse: 马就为了和马性交。-Penny: I'm. I'msorry.我.没听懂。What doesthishavetodo with me?这跟我有什么关系?-Amy: She engagedininterspecieshanky-panky,engage in: 参加 interspecies: 种间 hanky-panky: 捣鬼她都跨物种交配过了，and peoplestillcallher "Great".而人们依然称她为"大帝"。I'm sureyourreputationcansurvivereputation: 声誉 survive: 幸存所以与印度小鬼的爱，you shaggingalittleIndianboy.shag: 使杂乱 Indian: 印度的肯定也不会影响你的声望的。 -Bernadette: You jerk face!jerk: 蠢人 face: 表面你这混蛋!What didyoutellHoward?!你都跟Howard说啥了?!Did yousaytherewassomethinggoingonbetween us?between: 在之间你说我们俩之间有一腿是不是?Because hethinksthere is!他就是这么觉得!He's completelyfreaking out!completely: 完全地 freak out: 崩溃 freak: 反常的他现在都抓狂了!-Rajesh: Please, comein.呃请进。-Bernadette: What thehelliswrongwith you?!你妹的到底闹哪样啊?!-Rajesh: Well.呃.You werealwayssonicetome,Ithoughtmaybeyoulikedme.be nice to: 【亲切的】 maybe: 也许你对我一直那么好，我以为你喜欢我呢。-Bernadette: I'm nicetoeveryone!我对所有人都很好!。-Rajesh: I'm sorry.对不起-Bernadette: Damn right,you're sorry!可不是吗你对不起我!And youtellHowardthere's never been anything between us!never: 从未你去跟Howard澄清我们之间的事!-Rajesh: I will.Hey ,Bernadette?- 会的嘿Bernadette?-Bernadette: What?!- 怎么了?!-Rajesh: Do youthinkIhaveashotwith Penny?have a shot with: 有一个镜头 shot: 射击你觉得我和Penny有戏吗?-Bernadette: Of courseyoudo.You'rea cutie pie!of course: 当然了 cutie: 【可爱的人】 pie: 馅饼当然了你这小甜心!Any girlwouldbeluckytohaveyou!lucky: 幸运的跟你在一起的女孩会很幸福的! -Penny: You know,I'vedonethisbefore.before: 以前知道吗，我以前也干过这事。In kindergarten,kindergarten: 幼儿园幼儿园的时候，I wassupposedtomarryJasonSorensenatrecess,suppose: 推想 recess: 休息说好的课间的时候我嫁给Jason Sorensen。but bythetimemyclassgotoutthere,by the time: 到的时候但我下课后跑过去，he wasalreadyengagedtoChelseaHimmelfarb.be engaged to: 与订婚他居然已经跟Chelsea Himmelfarb订婚了。So whatdidIdo?猜我都干嘛了?Hung upsidedownfromthemonkeybars,hung: 悬挂 upside: 上面 monkey bars: 供儿童攀爬游戏的猴架 monkey: 猴子bars: 栅栏在单杠上倒挂，let alltheboysseemyunderpants.underpants: 【内裤】让全部男生看我的内裤。-Amy: You can'tblameyourself.blame: 责备别责怪自己。When yourprefrontalcortexfailstomakeyouhappy,prefrontal: 前额的 cortex: 皮质 fail: 失败当脑皮层前额叶不能让你开心的时候，promiscuity rewardsyouwiththeneededfloodofdopamine.promiscuity: 乱交 reward: 奖励 flood: 一大批 dopamine: 多巴胺滥交就成为了获取多巴胺的工具。We neurobiologistsrefertothisasthe "Skankreflex".neurobiologist: 神经学家 refer to: 指的是 skank reflex: 恶心东西反射 skank: 讨厌 reflex: 反射我们神经学家称之为"死客反射"(垃圾般的生活)。-Penny: You know what?这样吧，Let's getoutofhere.我们离开这儿吧。-Amy: Where arewe going?去哪儿?-Penny: Somewhere wherenoone'sseenmenaked.naked: 裸体的去个没人见过我裸体的地方。-Amy: We mayhavetodriveawhile.drive: 开车 awhile: 片刻车可能得开远点。-Sheldon: Subtlety isn'therstrongsuit, is it?subtlety: 敏锐 strong: 强壮的 suit: 组这女人一点都不敏锐啊！-Penny: Can Istayatyourplaceforafew nights?我能去你家住几天吗?-Amy: Really?真的?-Amy: A bestfriendsleepover? Yay.sleepover: 过夜 yap: 狂吠声好朋友来过夜? 真好啊。-Penny: Yeah, sure. Yay!是啊多好!-Amy: We'll makepopcorn,stayupallnight,popcorn: 爆米花 stay up: 熬夜我们吃点爆米花，卧谈一整夜。and I'llteachyoumysecretlanguage,Op.secret: 秘密 language: 语言我还能教你我的密语，叫哦语。-Penny: Sounds great.sound 听起来听上去不错。-Amy: Nope.nope: 不是错。Sounds “Gop Rop E A Top”.应该是听上去“表奥错奥”。-Penny: Yeah, I'mgonnagopackabag.gonna: 将要（going to）好吧，我去收拾一下包。-Amy: No, you'renot.不，错了。You're gonna "Pop A Cop Kop A Bop A Gop."你是去"收哦拾哦行哦李哦"-Leonard: Do wereallyhavetowearthiscamouflagecrapcamouflage: 伪装 crap: 废物真的要穿这破伪装服to playpaintball?去玩彩弹枪战?-Sheldon: Who said that?谁说的?Leonard, Icanhearyourvoice,voice: 声音Leonard我听得见你说话。but Ican'tseeyou.但你在哪呢？-Leonard: I'm notinthemood,Sheldon.in the mood: 兴致勃勃 mood: 情绪我没心情跟你玩 Sheldon。-Sheldon: Oh, thereyou are!噢你在这儿呢!Leonard,Leonard啊，I know you're upset about recent events, andupset: 心烦的 recent: 最近的 event: 事件我知道你最近很不爽，I havesomeoneheretohelp.我请了个人来帮你。-Leonard: I don't want to talk to Amy.我不想见Amy。-Sheldon: No, it'snotAmy.不是Amy。-Beverly: Hello, dear.你好，亲爱的。-Leonard: You calledmymother?你请了我妈?-Sheldon: Oh, Leonard,噢 Leonard，is itreallynecessarytocaptionthe obvious?necessary: 必要的 caption: 加上说明 obvious: 明显的这么明显的事有必要说吗?-Beverly: He's beenlikethatsincehewasatoddler.toddler: 学步的小孩他从小一直这样，Look, Mommy.abutterfly.butterfly: 蝴蝶看啊，妈妈.有只蝴蝶诶。Maddening .maddening: 令人恼火的特烦人。-Leonard: What's going on? What do you want?怎么了? 你要干嘛?-Beverly: Sheldon informedmeinform: 告密Sheldon告诉我，that you'reexperiencinganemotionalupheaval,experience: 经历 emotional: 情绪的 upheaval: 剧变你近期情绪十分不稳定。and I'mheretohelp.所以我来看看你。-Leonard: That's sonice.你真好。-Beverly: And we'rebacktotheobvious.你又说这种明显的傻话了。Now, what's up?说吧，怎么了?-Leonard: Well, uh.okay.uh: 嗯啊 okay: 好呃.好吧。Um.um: 嗯嗯.I don'twanttogetbacktogetherwithPenny.get back: 恢复 together: 一起我没想和Penny复合We triedit,itwascrazy,itdidn'twork,try: 尝试 crazy: 疯狂的 work: 起作用试过了，没救了，也没法继续。but Ican'tdealwiththefactdeal with: 处理 fact: 事实但我真的受不了。that shesleptwithmyfriendRaj.她跟我朋友Raj搞上了。And thenIfindoutthatRaj'ssister Priya,find out: 发现然后Raj的妹妹Priya，who I'vebeengoingoutwithforeightmonths,go out with: 与某人约会 month: 月和我交往八个月之后，is movingbacktoIndia.move back to: 搬回 move: 搬家居然要搬回印度。So I'mjustcompletelyconfusedandalone.completely: 完全地 confuse: 使困惑 alone: 孤独的所以我现在很困惑也很孤单。-Beverly: I understand.understand: 理解我理解。-Leonard: Got any advice?advice: 建议有什么好的建议吗?-Beverly: Yes. Buckup.buck up: 使振作 buck:【抗拒】是的振作起来。-Leonard: Excuse me.可是，You're aworld-renownedexpertworld-renowned: 世界知名的 expert: 专家你作为世界知名的in parentingandchilddevelopment,parenting: 父母对子女的养育 child: 儿童 development: 发展教育和儿童发育方面的专家，and allyou'vegotis "Buck up"?你能给的意见只是"振作起来"?-Beverly: Sorry.抱歉。Buck up,sissypants.sissy: 女人气的 pants: 短裤振作一点，小姑娘。-Leonard: Thanks, Mother.Ifeelmuchbetter.多谢你，妈妈，我感觉好多了。-Beverly: If youneedanymorehelpfromme,more: 更多的如果还想要我的什么帮助的话，my booksareavailableonAmazon.available: 【可获得的】可以到亚马逊上买我的书。Logging off.log off: 注销 log: 记录下了。-Amy: ninety-nine, onehundred.hundred: 一百九十九，一百。It's likeawaterfallofliquidgold.waterfall: 瀑布 liquid: 流体 gold: 金这看起来像一个流着金水的瀑布。My turn.turn: 转弯轮到我了。-Penny: You know,Idon'tevenknowwhatthepointpoint: 要点知道吗，我都不知道我干嘛of mestayinginL.A.is.要住在洛杉矶。I haven'tgottenasingleactingjobsinceImovedouthere.single: 单一的 act: 扮演 job: 工作 move out: 搬出我搬来以后连一个小角色都没有搞到。The closestIcamewaslastmonth,close: 亲近的 month: 月最有希望的是上个月， I gotacallbackforahemorrhoidcommercial.callback: 【回呼】 hemorrhoid: 痔疮 commercial: 商业广告我得到了痔疮药广告里的一个试镜机会。-Amy: Oh, Icou