生活大爆炸、天才也性感 第一季 第15集 (The Big Bang Theory S01)》英中字幕.doc

说明：本1-5集的集与集之间的分隔没有处理得比较好，请在阅读的时候自己注意一下，不便之处，敬请谅解!目 录第1集2第2集14第3集26第4集39第5集51第1集天才也性感 第1季 第1集So if a photon is directed through a plane如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面with two slits in it and either slit is observed,如果有一个狭缝可以观测到 it will not go through both slits.那它没有同时通过两个狭缝If it's unobserved,it will.如果观测不到 那它会通过However,if it's observed after it's left the plane但如果它是在离开平面后 But before it hits its target,在击中目标物之前被观测到it won't have gone through both slits.那它不会同时通过两个狭缝Agreed. what's your point?没错 你想说什么There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.没什么 我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错-excuse me. -hang on.-您好 -稍等One across is "aegean."横1是"爱琴海"Eight down is "nabokov."竖8是"纳巴科夫"(1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家)26 across is "mcm."横26"MCM"14 down is. move your finger.竖14是.你手挡住了."phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince"是"门"(生物分类) 所以说横十四是"太子港"(海地首都)See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince."你看 "Papa Doc"(海地总统绰号)提示了 所以是"太子港"Haiti.在海地-can I help you? -yes.-需要帮忙吗 -是的Is this the high-iq sperm bank?这里是高智商精子库吗If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here.如果这还要问的话 那你可能不该来这I think this is the place.我看就是这儿了-fill these out. -thank you.-把表格填了 -谢谢-we'll be right back. -take your time.-马上就好 -不急I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.我正好把填字游戏做完Oh,wait.等等Leonard,I don't think I can do this.里奥纳德 我觉得我做不到What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.开什么玩笑 你都是"半职业选手"了No. we are committing genetic fraud.不是的 我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪There's no guarantee that our sperm我们的精子并不能保证is going to generate high-iqOffspring.将来就能生出高智商的后代Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix你想想 我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同Who hostesses at fuddruckers.可她只是快餐店的女服务生Sheldon,this was your idea.谢尔顿 当初是你要来的A little extra money to get这点补贴能让我们fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.我知道 我的确渴望更快的下载速度But there's some poor woman但那些可怜的女人们who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.会把希望寄托在我精子上的What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?该用积分还是微分算都不知道 她会怎么想-i'm sure she'll still love him. -i wouldn't.-我肯定她还是会爱他的 -我不会Well,what do you want to do?你现在想怎么样I want to leave.我想走了What's the protocol for leaving?该怎么跟她说呢I don't know. I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.我不知道.我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过Let's try just walking out.我们就直接走吧-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.-再见 -再见 很高兴见到你Are you still mad about the sperm bank?你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗No.没有You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情Not really.不太想If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距-most people will trip. -i don't care.-大多数人会被绊倒 -跟我无关Two milli. that doesn't seem right.两毫.那不太可能吧No,it's true,I did a series of experiments when I was 12不 是真的 我12岁时做过一系列试验My father broke his clavicle.我爸爸还摔断了锁骨Is that why they sent you to boarding school?你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?No. that was a result of my work with lasers.不是 是因为我那些关于激光的试验New neighbor?这是新邻居?Evidently.很明显Significant improvement over the old neighbor.比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者?Yes,she is.那是 没错-oh,hi. -hi.-你好 -你好We don't mean to interrupt. we live across the hall.我们不想打搅你 我们就住你对面Oh,that's nice.你们真好啊We don't live together. I mean.我们不是住在一起 我是说.We live together,我们是住在一起But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.不过是在分开的 异性恋的卧室里Okay,well.好的Guess I'm your new neighbor. penny.看来你们就是我的新邻居了 我叫潘妮-leonard. sheldon. -hi.-我是里奥纳德 他是谢尔顿 -你好Well.那么.Welcome to the building.欢迎成为我们的邻居Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime.谢谢你 我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡Great.很好啊-well. bye. -bye.-那.再见 -再见Should we have invited her for lunch?我们要不要请她来吃午饭?No.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.不 我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季We already watched the season two dvds.第二季的DVD我们已经看过了Not with commentary.但评论音轨还没看I think we should be good neighbors我觉得我们应该做个好邻居And invite her over,make her feel welcome.请她作客 让她觉得亲切We never invited louie-slash-louise over.我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来And that was wrong of us.那是我们的不对We need to widen our circle.我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子I have a very wide circle.我的朋友圈子已经很大了I have 212 friends on myspace.我的空间上有212个好友Yes,and you've never met one of them.不错 可他们你一个也没见过That's the beauty of it.这正是其美妙之处I'm gonna invite her over.我要请她过来We'll have a nice meal and. chat.我们可以好好吃一顿 然后.聊天Chat? we don't chat. at least not offline.聊天? 我们平时不聊天 至少下了网不聊It's not difficult.这没什么难的You just listen to what she says你只要听着她讲些什么And then you say something appropriate in response.然后你适当地回应她一些To what end?那最后要干什么?Hi. again.你好.又来了Hi.你好Anyway.那个.We brought home indian food.我们带了印度菜回来And.然后.I know that moving can be stressful,我知道搬家可能会很累And I find that when I'm undergoing stress,并且我发现当我身心俱疲时That good food and company can have a comforting effect.美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I don't have to tell you还有 咖喱本身有通便功效 我想我不必再说That,you know,a clean colon is just.你知道 如果大肠通畅.One less thing to worry about.那又可以少一件操心事了I'm no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,这方面我不在行 不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.你最好不要说些肠运动的事You're inviting me over to eat?你们是在邀请我过去吃饭?Yes.是的Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to.你们真好 我很乐意Great.太好了So,what do you guys do for fun around here?你们平时都玩些什么Today we tried masturbating for money.今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱Okay,make yourself at home.好了 就当在自己家一样Thank you.谢谢You're very welcome.不用谢This looks like some serious stuff.这些东西看上去真深奥啊-leonard,did you do this? -actually,that's my work.-里奥纳德 这是你写的? -不 这是我的Yeah. well,it's just some quantum mechanics不错 只是一些量子力学而已With a little string theory doodling around the edges.边上还随便写了一点点弦理论That part there,that's just a joke.那部分 是我开的玩笑It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.这么说 你就像是"美丽心灵"里那种天才一样Yeah.是吧-this is really impressive. -i have a board.-真让人赞叹 -我也有块板If you like boards,this is my board.如果你喜欢板 这块是我的Holy smokes.上帝啊If by "holy smokes",you mean如果你说"上帝啊"是想A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦 那一点没错-what? -come on.-什么? -得了吧Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit,broken-hearted"?谁没看到那微分上面写着"我打住了 心碎了 算不下去了"At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions至少我不会为了解决个数学问题Just to make the math come out.去发明个什么26维出来I didn't invent them. they're there.我没有创造发明 他们本来就有-in what universe? -in all of them. that is the point.-哪个宇宙有? -所有的都有.这就是我说的关键Do you guys mind if I start?你们介意我先开吃吗Penny.潘妮.That's where l sit.这是我的座位So,sit next to me.那 你坐我旁边No. I sit there.不.我坐那里的What's the difference?有什么区别-what's the difference? -here we go.-什么区别? -开始了In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator在冬天 这个位子离暖气比较近所以比较暖和To remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗In the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze在夏天 通过窗子吹进来的风直接在这里交叉Created by opening windows there and there.就是这边和那边的窗户It faces the television at an angle看电视正好有个角度That is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation,不会太正 从而影响跟别人说话Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.也不会太斜 从而造成脖子酸疼I could go on,but I think I've made my point.我还能继续 不过我觉得你已经明白我的意思了Do you want me to move?你想让我移开吗-well. -just sit somewhere else.你就随便坐一下吧Fine.好的Sheldon,sit!谢尔顿 坐下!Well,this is nice.这样很好啊We don't have a lot of company over.不太有人来我们这里作客的That's not true. koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.不是吧 库萨帕里和沃尔维茨就经常过来-yes i know,but. -tuesday night,-是 我知道 但. -星期二晚上We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m.我们还玩"克林贡拼字游戏"玩到凌晨一点(克林贡是外星人)Yeah,I remember.是 我记得-don't say we don't have company. -sorry.-不要说我们没有伙伴 -对不起-that has negative social implications. -i said I'm sorry!-这是社交上很消极的暗示 -我说对不起了Klingon boggle?"克林贡拼字游戏"?Yeah. it's like regular boggle,but.是的 就是普通的拼字游戏 只不过.In klingon.是用克林贡语言That's probably enough about us. so,tell us about you.关于我们已经说得够多了 说说你吧Me? okay.我? 好吧I'm a sagittarius,我是射手座的Which probably tells you way more than you need to know.就这一点你们很可能就了解得比我想说的多得多了Yes. it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion没错 我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想That the sun's apparent position就是指你出生时Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置Somehow affects your personality.可能会决定你的性格Participate in the what?有什么来着?I think what sheldon's trying to say我认为谢尔顿是想说Is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.我们可能不会第一个猜你是"射手座"的Yeah,a lot of people think I'm a water sign.是 很多人会以为我是水相星座的Okay,let's see,what else.还有什么 让我想想I'm a vegetarian. except for fish.我是素食者 但我吃鱼And the occasional steak. I love steak!偶尔吃牛排 牛排真赞!Well,that's interesting.真有趣Leonard can't process corn.里奥纳德吃玉米会不消化Well. do you have some sort of a job?你有什么工作吗Yeah. I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory.有 我是家乳酪蛋糕店的服务生I love cheesecake.我很喜欢乳酪蛋糕You're lactose-intolerant.你不是不能吃乳糖嘛I don't eat it. I just think it's a good idea.我是不吃.我只是觉得那东西不错Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay.还有 我正在写一个剧本It's about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a. from lincoln,nebraska,讲一个多愁善感的女生从内布拉斯加州的林肯来到了洛杉矶To be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.她本想当名演员 最终却在乳酪蛋糕店当了服务生So,it's based on your life.看来这是根据你的经历写的No,I'm from omaha.不 我是来自奥马哈If that was movie,I would go see it.如果真拍成了电影 我会去看的I know,right?我就说 是不错吧?Okay,let's see,what else.让我想想 还有什么.Guess that's about it.大概就这些了That's the story of penny.这就是潘妮的故事了It sounds wonderful.真不错It was.是不错Until I fell in love with a jerk!直到我爱上了那混蛋!What's happening?怎么回事?God,you know,4 years I lived with him.上帝 你知道吗 我和他同居了4年4 years. that's like as long as high school.整整4年.都跟高中生涯一样长了It took you 4 years to get through high school?你花了4年才读完高中?It just. I can't believe I trusted him.真.不敢相信我竟然那么信任他Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.我该说些什么吗? 我感觉我该说些什么You? no,you'll only make it worse.你? 算了 你只会越帮越忙You want to know the most pathetic part?你们想知道最悲哀的是什么吗Even though I hate his lying,cheating guts.即使我已经恨透了他的谎言 他的不忠I still love him.我还是爱他Is that crazy?我是不是疯了?Yes.是疯了No,it's not crazy. it's a.不 不是的 这只是.It's a paradox.只是一种悖论Paradoxes are part of nature. think about light.自然界中到处都存在着悖论 比如说光If you look at huygens,light is a wave,按照惠更斯的理论 光是一种波As confirmed by the double-slit experiments,双缝实验证明了这一观点But then along comes albert einstein不过后来有了爱因斯坦And discovers that light behaves like particles,too.他发现光原来也具有粒子性Well,I didn't make it worse.我至少没越帮倒忙I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.我真的很抱歉 我真是一团糟On top of everything else,I'm all gross from moving最糟的是 我搬家都搬得恶心死了And my stupid shower doesn't even work.没想到该死的淋浴器还不能用了Our shower works.我们的可以用啊Really? would it be totally weird if I used it?真的? 如果我在这里洗你们会不会介意?-yes. -no.-会 -不会-no. -no.-不会 -不会It's right down the hall.就在那边Thanks.谢谢You guys are really sweet.你们真是太好了Well,this is an interesting development.这番进步有意思啊How so?怎么?It has been some time since we've had a woman上次有个女人在我们这里轻解罗裳 Take her clothes off in our apartment.距离现在已经很久了That's not true. remember at thanksgiving,不见得啊 记得感恩节My grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?我那老年痴呆的祖母上演的那段?Point taken. it has been some time明白了 距离上次有女人Since we've had a woman take her clothes off,在我们这里轻解罗裳 并且看了之后After which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的 已经很久了The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.其实最糟的是看她切那火鸡So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?你现在究竟是要干些什么呢Excuse me?你说什么?That woman is not going to have sex with you.那女人不会跟你上床的I'm not trying to have sex with her.我没有想要跟她上床Good. then you won't be disappointed.那就好 这样你就不会失望了What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?你凭什么认为她不会和我上床了I'm a male and she's a female.我是男的 她是女的Yes,but not of the same species.没错 但不是同一物种I'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here.我才不跟你讨论什么假设I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.我只想当个好邻居Of course.是啊That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop,那也不是说如果有机会可以发展肉体关系That I wouldn't participate.我会袖手旁观However briefly.大致是这样Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered当她发现你的卢克天行者(星球大战人物)无泪洗发水When she discovers your luke skywalker no-more-tears shampoo?你说这种可能性是会变大了呢还是变小了It's darth vader shampoo.那是达斯维德(另一星战人物)牌洗发水Luke skywalker's the conditioner.卢克天行者是护发素-wait till you see this. -it's fantastic,unbelievable.-先看这个 -太强了 难以置信See what?看什么?It's a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974.1974年 史蒂芬霍金在麻省理工的演讲This isn't a good time.现在不是时候It's before he became a creepy computer voice.那时他还不是这样毛骨悚然的电脑音-that's great. you guys have to go. -why?-不错 可你们现在必须得走 -为什么It's just not a good time.现在不是时候Leonard has a lady over.里奥纳德有女士来访Yeah,right. your grandmother back in town?是的 我明白了.你祖母又回城来了?No. And she's not a lady. she's just a new neighbor.不是 她不是什么女士 她是新来的邻居Hang on,there really is a lady here?等等 这里真的有位女士?And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus?你赶我们走是为了想要和她交媾?I'm not anticipating coitus.我没有想要和她交媾So she's available for coitus?那就是说别人现在可以和她交媾?Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?我们可不可以不要说"交媾"这个词了Technically,that would be"coitus interruptus. "更精确的说法应该是"体外射精"Hey,is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower.?是不是应该有个旋关把水从浴缸那里弄到淋浴器上Hi. sorry. hello.不好意思 大家好Enchant? mademoiselle.很高兴认识您 女士Howard wolowitz,caltech department of applied physics.我是霍华德沃尔维茨 加州工学院应用物理系学生You may be familiar with some of my work.我的一些研究成果你可能已经很熟悉了It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon它正在围绕着木星的最大卫星轨道运行Taking high-resolution digital photographs.拍摄高分辨率的数码照片Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory.我是潘妮 我在乳酪蛋糕店工作I'll show you the trick with the shower.我带你去弄那旋关吧"Bonne douche"Bonne douche.I'm sorry?你说什么?It's french for "good shower. "是法语里"洗个痛快澡"的意思It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.是一句祝词 我能用六种语言来说Save it for your blog,howard.还是留着博客上说吧 霍华德洗个痛快澡All right,there it goes. it sticks. I'm sorry.好了 没问题了 是卡住了 不好意思-o