我是山姆(I.Am.Sam.2001)》英中字幕.doc

Oopsie.Decaf double tallnonfat capp for Bruce.You got it, buddy.That's a wonderful choice,Bruce.- Thank you, Sam. Take care.- It certainly is.One Caramel Macchiato.It's very hot.Good morning.Vanilla grande no-foam latte.That's a wonderful choice.- Thanks, Sam.- Yeah.Hey, Sam. They called.It's time for you to go.Oh, yeah, it's time.It's time, buddy.It's time for me to go now.It's time for me to go now,George!Good luck.It's time.It's time now.Hurry up. The first flooris two more floors.Hurry up.The second floor.one more floor.I have to go to Room 324on the third floor.Rebecca!You the one responsiblefor this?I'm sorry.Too late for sorries.Get over here and hold her hand.Are you OK?Got a live one, Gert.Good. Come on.Focus and breathe.This is it.This is it.This is it.And it's a girl!It's OK.What's her name?Lucy in the sky with diamonds.Lucy Diamond Dawson.You're my daughter.I'm your father.Get them to make the bus stay.They're leaving.- I'll get them.- They're leaving.Excuse me.Hang on one second, please.Becca!Becca! The bus is going!Uh-oh.Didn't you Just go to sleep?Let me see.OK.Lucy, you look beautifulthis morning.You look very beautiful.Look at that, Lucy. Nose.OK. Yeah, I.Oopsie.What the hell are youdoing to that baby?What's the matterwith the baby, Sam?Everythingis Just so tiny, tiny.Will you come over hereand help me?You know I can't do that.What does her mother say?Her mother said,“'This isn't my life.“'and I didn't wanta baby with you."I Just neededA place to sleep."What if the baby's sick?Bring her over here.Sam, babies need foodevery two hours.Sorry.I'm sorry, Lucy in the sky.You know.critics and fools said thatthat song.had some mysterious meaning,but John always said.it came from a picturehis son Julian drew.of his friend Lucy O'Connell.So I made a good choice?You madeAn excellent choice, Sam.Now, what time doesthis little diamond wake up?What time doesthis little diamond wake up?She wakes up all the time.Let's Just assumeshe wakes up at 6:00.Keep your TV on Nickelodeon.I want you to feed her first.when "Hogan's Heroes"comes on.And then again.Wait until "I Dream of Jeannie."And then, feed herwhen "I Love Lucy" comes on.We have to be quiet.I've seen nothing.I know nothing!Such a nice man for an officer.What are you doing?I'm Just getting Lucy asleep.And you're making noiseand everything.- Oh, sorry.- We're here for video night.Eight years every Thursdayvideo night, and you forgot?I'm sorry.It's always every first Thursdayof every month.video night at Sam's house.And I forgot.Yeah, and I forgot.Becca's gone.“'Gone with the Wind."1939,directed by Victor Fleming.That was a very sad movie.Here we go.Everything changes now.Soon you'll forget aboutWednesday night at IHOP.And then Friday nightat karaoke.And I got hit by a car today.You did?It was probably that guyfrom the V.A.Did you bring“'Kramer vs. Kramer"?I see what's happening here.I see.So this is all my fault now.Don't tell me you forgot again.I broke a date withA daydream to come here.It's your mother.Hi, Robert. Hello, boys.It's me, Estelle.Ma, I told you.Video night's over at 9:00.It's only 6:30.Well, I guessI'll Just wait downstairs.Sure there isn't anythingI can get you?No, Ma. You can wait downstairs.That's fine.OK. See you later, Rob.Bye, Estelle.What a pretty baby.Hi, little baby.- Doesn't she look smart?- She does.She looks smart.That baby looks so darn smart.It's amazing how smart she is.She's very smart.She really does.I think she's really beautiful.Of course she looks smart.She's already reading the paper.Double Macchiato,low fat, low foam.That's a wonderful choice.Oh, my God!An ice cube went down.Thank you. Oh, my God.Can I get another drink, please?Iced cappuccino.That's a wonderful choice.- Thank you.- Yeah.Annie, I can't take herto work anymore.because she's too big now.- Annie.- That was her first word.- Annie.- See?People worry you're not smart.Papa.Yes. Oh, you smell so good.You can tell a lot about peopleby the way they smell.Daddy, why does the snow flake?Because snow.because snow flakes.Daddy, what is mustard made of?Because it's yellow ketchup.Daddy, why are men bald?Sometimes they're baldbecause their head is shiny.And they don't have hair on it.So their headis Just more of their face.Daddy,Are ladybugs only girls.or are there boys, too?And if there are,what are they called?Yeah, the Beatles.Daddy, where does the sky end?Why does the moonfollow me home?Why is the sun orange?Where does the hour goin Daylight Savings?Daddy, do I look morelike you or Mommy?Daddy.Do you thinkshe'll ever come back?Paul McCartney losthis mother when he was little.And John Lennon lost his motherwhen he was little.Annie says that sometimesGod picks the special people.That's what Annie says.Daddy, did God mean for youto be like this.or was it an accident?What do you mean?I mean you're different.But what do you mean?You're not like other daddies.I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Yeah, I'm sorry.It's OK, Daddy.Don't be sorry. I'm lucky.Nobody else's daddyever comes to the park.Yeah, we are lucky.Aren't we lucky?Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.Sunnyside up, not too runny.Two sausage links.French pancakesinstead of buttermilk.Fruit topping on the side.The Funny Face special.I think it's funny whenyou say "Funny Face special."French, not buttermilk.Fruit topping on the side.Not on top.You're getting a funny face.That's a wonderful choice.Thank you, Grace.Thank youvery, very, very, very much.You got it, Sam.Is that too big?I think that's a little too big.You need a pair ofgood, sturdy school shoes.These are sturdy.The archesAre very important.No. Sturdy is boring, Sam.These shoes light up, OK?These are really good shoesfor school.I know. I love them.I found the most perfect shoes.They look like the shoesthat Dorothy wore.played by Judy Garlandin "The Wizard of Oz".1939,directed by Victor Fleming.These are pink.These are also Velcro.They might haveA little arch in there, too.Sam, these areprobably too big.but I thought maybeLucy would like those.When we were at the zoo,she liked the animal prints.But these are for adults.But when we went.I don't know you.I don't know who you are.I like these, Daddy.She knows what she likes.That's why she likes these.- Black goes with everything.- How much are these?$16.19 with tax.Because I have $6.25.That's all you have?I didn't get my whole checkbecause I had to go.to the parent and teachermeeting this week.I'm sorry. It's $16.19.I couldn't go to workall day that day.It's OK, Sam, becauseI have $300 to contribute.Sam, I've only gottwo plus two.but I need one for stamps,so 1. 2:3.Joe's got $1.50.Yeah. So, is that enough?If there's a God.I'll count it.Do we get a balloon with these?All of us, or Just her?“'And I will eat themhere and there.“'I will eat them anywhere.""I do so likegreen eggs and ham.“'Thank you, thank you,Sam I am."One more time?- Yeah.- OK.“'Green Eggs and Ham"by Dr. Seuss.“'I will eat them with a mouse.“'And I will eat themhere and there."Say, I willeat them anywhere."I do so likegreen eggs and ham.“'Thank you, thank you,Sam I am."One more time?Daddy, it's my first dayof school tomorrow.I don't want to be too sleepy.Everybody says Bob's Big Boyhas the best hamburgers.Can we go there Wednesdayinstead of IHOP?But Wednesday is IHOP.Just one time?Yeah, but Wednesday is IHOP.Can I read Just the beginning?Just the beginning.“'Green Eggs and Ham"by Dr. Seuss.There are four stagesof a butterfly's life.The first three stages arefrom egg to larva to cocoon.Last.They're hard to rememberbecause there's so many stages.It's hard to remember.33 days. It lasts 33 days.Spiders and insectsAre members of the ants.Ants. anthro.Conner. Anthropod class.Anthropod class.However, spiders and insectsare very different.- Spiders have six legs.- Eight legs.Eight legs and two body parts,and they're called.Conner. What are you doing?You know this stuff.- No, I don't.- You do know it.You wrote that part,remember?I wanted to do potato bugsanyway. Oh, forget it.I think he can makethat boy feel better.Sorry, Mr. Egg.What's wrong with your father?Why's he acts like a retard?He is.- Are you?- No.- Are you sure?- Yeah.How do you know?He told me.He's a retard.Well, it takes one to know one.It's wonderful to have youfor company tonight.Isn't it wonderful to haveConner for company, Lucy?Yeah. "Sorry, Mr. Egg."“'They per."“'They perched in.“'Si.silen."Silence.Yeah. Silence.“'They perched in silencefor a long time."Your teacher gave youA really hard book this time.That's reallyA hard book to read.“'How can we be so."Differ.Different.Oh, yeah. OK.“'How can we be so differentand feel so much alike?"I don't like that book.Let's read“'Green Eggs and Ham."Yeah! OK.“'Green Eggs and Ham"by Dr. Seuss.“'Green Eggs and Ham"by Dr. Seuss.“'I am Sam."Hey, you.Hey, handsome."Premature babyclaims he's Cupid.“'Has arrow to prove it."You believe that?But if he has the arrow,that's the only thing.You got a good point.This is the InternationalHouse of Pancakes quiz.And Lucy found the word "beet."I want to surprise herAnd find the word "carrot".but it's hiding.Carrot!- Where?- C-a-r-r. carrot.Carrot. It's right there.And you're smart.You would be a good mother.Do you tell good stories?- I got stories up the wazoo.- Really?You come with me and relax.and I'll tell yousome nice stories.Lily, what did I tell youAbout selling on my beat?Put it down on the table.It's the InternationalHouse of Pancakes quiz.Put your hands behind your head.What did I.Do you have any weapons on you?He touched meon my private place.At such a time as this,Annie's the boss.First time in 19 yearsI actually believe a guy.when he says he didn't knowshe was a hooker.You say that likeit's a good thing.Did you brush your teeth?They don't soundLike they were brushed.She forgot to brush her teeth.Let him go.Says he never spentthe night away from his kid.Trouble. Oh, boy,I'm really in trouble.Are you in trouble, too?Are you in trouble, too?Yeah, I'm in trouble, too.It gives us great insightinto what she must be feeling.Mr. Dawson,it's becoming clear.that she's holding herselfback in the classroom.It's as if she's literallyafraid to learn.No one doubtsthat you love your daughter.But the Departmentof Child and Family Services.contacted us.They shared with usthat your records show.that yourintellectual capacity.is around that of a 7-year-old.Our concern is what happenswhen Lucy turns 8.Mr. Dawson,do you understand.what Ms. Wright is tryingto tell you about Lucy?John wanted to try new things.And it wasn't Yoko's fault.No, it wasn't Yoko's fault.Annie says you can hear iton The White Album.Because John wantedto try new things.“'They perched in silence.How can we be so diff."Diff. diff.I don't know that word.Yes, you do. That's the wordthat starts with a "D."I'm tired.I don't believe you.Are you calling me a liar?Yes. I thinkyou have to read the word.No.Yeah, you have to readthat word.No.Yeah. Here it is.There's the picturewhere they're all perched.- Now read the word.- No!I won't read the word!I'm your father.And I'm telling youto read the word.I can tell you tobecause I'm your father.I'm stupid.- You are not stupid.- Yes, I am.You are not stupid,because you can read that word.I don't want to read itif you can't.No, because it makes me happy.It makes me happyhearing you read.Yeah. It makes me happywhen you're reading.“'They perched in silencefor a long time.'How can we be so different.And feel so much alike? 'Mused Flitter.'How can we feelso different.And be so much alike? 'Wondered Pip.'I thinkthis is quite a mystery."'Keep going.They have Oreoice cream mud pie.This is so great.Yeah, this is so great.And the menu says.you can have yourfavorite breakfast all day.That's so great, too, you know.Because you wantedto come to a new place.so we cameto a different place.Hey, guys.Can I get you coffee?No, I don't drink coffee.OK. What can I get you guys?I'd like the Super Big Boywith a root beer float, please.OK. What about you?I would like to havetwo eggs, sunnyside up.But not runny, OK?Not runny.And then I would liketo have French pancakes.with the fruit toppingon the side.We don't have French pancakes.We have French toast.No, I don't want French toast.I want French pancakes,like at IHOP.Just the same kindLike they have at IHOP.That's what my favoritebreakfast is, OK?They're those thin pancakes.The crepe pancakes?I don't even want crepes.I want to haveFrench pancakes.with the fruit toppingon the side.That's whatI want to have, please.Thank you.We don't have that, though, sir.Do you wantregular pancakes and Jam.I don't want something else!Why did you ask me that?I'll see.Maybe they have something.- Yeah, ask Bob!- OK.Ask Bob's Big Boy.Because the customer'salways right.I understand that.The customer's always right.Because when Lucy comesthrough the door.everybody says, "surprise!"You gotta stop bouncingfor a second.You'll say, "surprise!"Can we keep bouncing?You'll have to come down.After Lucy gets hereAnd we say, "surprise."So you have to assumesurprise position.Should we rehearse itone more time?Assume the surprise position.Annie was supposed to warn us.Brad, hit the light.Surprise!It's not her.Hi. I don't knowif you remember me.I'm Margaret Calgrove.Department ofChild and Family Services.We met at the police station.Put the present there.You have to hurry,because Lucy's coming.Come on, hide with us.Come on, over here.Annie said Lucy's coming upthe stairs right now.So you have to assumethe surprise position.I bet she already knows.Why are you beinga party pooper?She's coming