武林外传英语话剧剧本.doc

（所有人坐在桌子旁，秀才和小贝在桌子两端）秀才：Are you ready?小贝: Yes!秀才：Now please tell me who is the singer of “Shuangjiegun”? A:Zhoujielun B:Wangfeng C:Liuhuan D:Caiguoqing 小贝:Hmm(扶额，抓耳挠腮等)秀才：What is your choice?小贝：（拍桌子）The last one, Caiguoqing!秀才: Are you sure?小贝面色迷茫看向观众席（扫视其他人）白：Confirm，ensure and make certain of it!秀才（摇头）:I am sorry, you are wrongWhat a foolish.白: Yes, who can be more knowledgeable than you?佟(冷笑)：So much knowledge doesnt give you a degree.秀才（手指掌柜，颤抖，无话可说）展堂：All right. Lets do our own work. Go.(众人起身，准备散)(姬无命上场)（众人惊吓状）展堂（惊呼）：Little chicken!（急忙掩口，随众人躲闪）姬（紧盯白）：Who are you? You know me?展堂： No no no, I dont know you. Never!(众人一起狂摇头)姬：Then why do you call me little chicken?展堂：HmmWell My bad habit, I like giving people nicknames.(众人狂点头)佟：Yeah! He gives all of us nicknames!展堂（手指众人，一个一个的指）：Little fish, little cat, little mouse姬:But I feel familiar to this place. I must have been here.佟：Impossible!姬（盯佟）：Why？佟（往后退）：HmmBecause I have never seen you.姬：Sure?(低下头沉思几秒,抬头问) Is there a backyard?（集体喊）：No!姬（凶狠的眼神盯）（众人恐惧，低声，眼神回避）:Yes姬：Is there an ancient well in the yard?(众人)：No!姬（凶狠的眼神盯）（众人恐惧，低声，眼神回避）:Yes秀才（惊慌失措）：He has remembered!佟（一巴掌打在秀才脸上）：Shut up!秀才(转两圈，捂脸)姬（走两圈，突然大叫）：Remembered!(指着白展堂) It is you killed my father, my brother, and you even killed my dog!展堂（躲在众人后）：Not me, I promise.(发誓的手势)佟(双手抚胸，仰天长啸)：Wrong, I am really wrong. Im wrong from the beginning. I shouldnt marry here, if I didnt marry here, my husband wouldnt die. If my husband didnt die, I would never get in such a trouble.姬(看向小贝)：That must be you.小贝：I am just a child. 55555姬（摇小贝的肩膀）：Tell me who is that man, then I can release you.小贝（颤颤巍巍指向秀才）：him.秀才（逃跑状） 展堂（跑到姬身后）：flower hand!姬（一掌挥去）：Dont shout before act. 秀才：Wait! you can kill me, but before that, please tell me who is to kill me. 姬：Silly question! Its me, of course! 秀才： Who is that “me”? 姬： How do I know who you are ! 秀才(smile)： Well ,there is the question.姬: What do you mean on earth? 秀才(将姬带到桌椅旁，让姬坐下)：It Will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all the time. 姬： Whats the problem? 秀才： Who am I? 姬： Ive already known it! 秀才： No, you dont know. Who are you? Jiwuming? No, it is only a name, a signal. You can be called Jiwuming, so can I, and so can they. But when we take the signal off, who are you? 姬： I.I dont know. And I dont need to know! 秀才：Alright, then answer me another question-who am I? 姬： The question has been asked just now. 秀才：No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! 姬： Any difference? 秀才：举个例子，当我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时。你的代号也是我。这意味着什么呢，这是否意味着，你就是我，而我，也就是你。（点头）For instance, when I take the signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Dose it mean that you are me ,and I, am you? 姬： ThisThis question is not worthy to answer! 秀才：那就问几个有意义的，我生从何来，死往何处？我为何要出现在这个世界上，我的出现对这个世界来说意味着什么？是世界选择了我，还是我选择了世界。Ok, lets talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?! 姬(angry)： Enough! （双手抱头）秀才：我和宇宙之间有必然的联系么?宇宙是否有尽头，时间是否有长短，过去的时间在哪里消失，未来的时间又在何处停止。我在这一刻提出的问题还是你刚才听到的问题么？（做到桌上俯视姬） Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question Im asking now is the question you just heard? 姬(angry)：我杀了你。 Ill kill you! （伸出手掌）秀才(with louder voice)：Who kills me, and who is killed by me! 姬(silent for a long time)（深吸几口气）：Thats I kill myself? 秀才(回到座位，坐下，伸手做请状)：Congratulations! You are right! Then do it! 姬无命自杀。(双手拍头，倒在桌上)（众人惊呆）秀才：He wouldnt wake up again, would he?展堂（伸手探脉搏）：Never!（秀才长出一口气）小贝：What happened? How to explain this? (迷茫)秀才（甩头，经典动作）：Knowledge is power!(众人拍手)