功夫熊猫1完整版英文台词(word).doc

legend tells of a legendary warriorwhose kung fu skillswere the stuff of legend.he travelled the landin search of worthy foes.i see you like to chew.maybe you should on my fist.the warrior said anythingfor his mouth was full.then he swallowed.and then he spoke.enough talk. lets fight.he was so deadly in factthat his enemies will go blindfrom over exposure to pureawesomeness.my eyeshes too awesomeand attractive.how can we re-pay youthere is no charge for awesomeness.or attractiveness.it mattered not how many foes he faced.they were no match for his voracity.never before had a pandabeen so feared and so loved.even the most heroic heroesin all of chinathe furious five.bowed in respect to this great master.we should hang out.agreed.but hanging out wouldhave to wait.cause when youre facing the tenthousand demons of demon mountain.there is only one thingthat matters and that.get upyoull be late for work.po.get uphey po.what are you doing up thereahh. nothing.monkey mantis crane vipertigress . roarrrrahh.po. lets go.youre late for ingsorry dad.sorry doesnt make the noodles.what were you doing up thereall that noiseoh.nothing.just had a crazy dream.about what uhwhat were you dreaming aboutwhat was i.aah. i was dreaming about a.noodles.noodlesyou were really dreaming about noodlesuhh. yawhat else would i be dreaming aboutoh careful.that soup is - sharpoh. happy day.my son finally having the noodle dream.you dont know how longi have been waiting for this moment.this is a sign po.uh. a sign of whatyou are almost ready to beentrusted with the secret ingredient. of my secret ingredient soup.and then you will fulfill your destinyand take over the restaurant.just as i took over from my fatherwho took over from his father.who won it from a friendover a game of mahjong.dad dad dad.it was just a dream.no it was the dream.wu xiang noodles.po broth runs through our veins.but dad didnt you everwanted to do something elsesomething beside noodles.actually when i was youngand crazy.i thought of running awayand learning how to make tofu.so why didnt youoh because it wasa stupid dream.can you imagine me making tofuha ha ha. tofuno we all have our placein this world.my is here and yours is. i know quotis herequot.no its tables 2 and 12.service with a smile.well done students. if you were tryingto disappoint me.tigress you need more ferocity.monkey greater speed.crane height. viper subtlety.mantis. master shifu.master shifu. whatit.its master oogwayhe wants to see you.master oogway you summoned meis something wrongwhy must something be wrongfor me to want to see my old friendso nothing is wrongwell i didnt say that.you were sayingi have had a vision.tai lung will return.that is impossible.hes in prison.nothing is impossible.zeng fly to chordom prison.tell them to double the guardsdouble the weapons.double everything.tai lung does not leavethat prison.yes master shifu.one often meets his destiny onthe road he takes to avoid it.we have to do something. we cantjust have him march in the valley.and take his revenge.hell hell.your mind is like this watermy friend. when it is agitated. it becomes difficult to see.but if you allow it to settlethe answer becomes clear.the dragons scroll.it is time.but whowho is worthy to be trustedwith the secret to limitless powerto become the dragon warrior.i dont know.excuse me. sorry.oo.oo sorry.hey watch it po.sorry.aah. oopsorry a thousand pardon.whatmaster oogway is choosinga dragon warrior today.everyone everyone goget to the jade palaceone of the five is goingto get the dragons scroll.we have been waiting a thousandyears for this. just take the bowlthis is the greatest day in kung fuhistory dont worry about it. just gopo where are you goingto the jade palace.but youre forgetting your noodle car.the whole valley will be there andyou will sell noodle to all of them.selling noodlesbut dad. you know i was kindof thinking maybe i.yai was kind of thinking maybe i.ahh.haa.could also sell the bean buns.theyre about to go bad.thats my boyi told you that dream was a sign.ya.im glad i had it.almost there.whatnono nosorry po.well bring you back a souvenir.no ill bring me back a souvenir.its a historic day.isnt it master oogwayyes. the one i fearedi would not live to see.are your students readyyes master oogway.now know this old friend.whomever i chose will not only bringpeace to the valley but also to you.let the tournament beginno no no waitim coming.hey open the door.let me incitizens of the valley of peace.it is my great honourto present to youtigress viper crane monkey mantis.the furious fiveah.ah.ahh.theyre the furious fiveaah.aah. ouchwarriors prepareblast no quick po.ready for battle.the thousand tons of fireho.ha.howwwow. look at thathey get out of the wayuhh.oh.ohhah.ah.aahhiyaah.ouchand finally master tigress.believe me citizensyou have not seen anything yet.i knowmaster tigress faces iron armsand its blades of death.i sense the dragon warrioris among us.citizens of the valley of peacemaster oogway will now choosethe dragon warrior.hah.butta.no no no waityaa.ahh.ha.ha.haahha.ha.haah.po what are you doingwhat does it looklike im doingstop stopim going to see the dragon warrior.but i dont understandyou finally have the noodle dream.i lied.i dont dream about noodles dad.i love kung fu.uuuoh come on son.lets get back to work. 1 1heay.okay.ahh.aahh.aah.po.heay.heay.hey.oh.somebody.oh. whats going on. wherewhy are you pointing.oh. okay. sorry. i just wantedto see who the dragon warrior washow interestingmaster are you pointing at mehim.whoyou.methe universe has broughtus the dragon warrior.what whatwhat whatstop wait.who told you to.master oogway wait.that crabby panda cant possiblybe the answer to our problem.you were about to appoint the tigress.and that thing fell in front of her.that was just an accident.there are no accidents.forgive us master.we have failed you.no. if the panda has not quit bymorning then i would have failed you.wait wait waiti bring a message from master shifu.what double the guard.extra precautions.your prison may not be adequateyou doubt my prison securityabsolutely notshifu does.im just the messenger. 1 1 1 1ill give you a messagefor your master shifu.escape from chordom prisonis impossible.impressive isnt ityes very impressive.it is very impressive.one way in.and one way out.one thousand guardsand one prisoner.yes except that prisoner is tai lung.take us down.ahh.ahh.ahh.ahhoh.oo.oh.oh my.behold tai lung.ill umm.ill justwait right here.its nothing to worry about.its perfectly safe.both posts.at the ready.hey tough guy.did you hear.oogway is finally going to givesomeone the dragon scroll.and its not going to be you.what are you doingdont get him mad.what is he going to do about itive got him completely immobilised.haa.haa.haa.haaoh.did i step onthe wooly kiddys tailim gonna. ive seen enough.im gonna tell shifu that hehas nothing to worry about.no he doesnt.okay ill tell him that.hmm.can we please go nowoh. wait a second.i think there has beena slight mistake.err.everyone seemsto think im err.ahh.the sacred hall of warriors.no way.look at this place.master flying-rhinos armour.with authentic battle damagewow.the sword of heroes.said to be so sharp you can cutyourself just by looking . aah.owwthe invisible dragon of destiny.uuhhs. ive only seen paintingsof that painting.aah.ah.ha.ha.ha.heeyah.yah. aah.ah.ah.noo. ho.oh oh oh.the legendary urn of whispering warriors.said to contain souls of theentire tenshu army.hellohave you finished sightseeingsorry. i should havecome to see you first.my patience is running thin.ohhwell. i mean its not likeyou are going anywhere.you turn around.sure.hey how is it goinghow do you get .master shifu. ooh.ohh.whooo.someone broke that.but im going to fix it.i.do you have some glue.whooo.aah.ouch.oooive a splinter.so you are the legendary dragon warriorhmm.ahh i guess sowrongyou are not the dragon warrior.you will never be the dragon warrior. until youve learned the secretof the dragon scroll.wow.so.how does this workdo you have a laddera trampoline or.umph.you think it is that easythat im just going to hand youthe secret to limitless powerno i.one must first master the highestlevel of kung fuand that is clearly impossibleif that one is someone like you.someone like meyeslook at youthis fat blob. flabby arms.those are sensitive.in the flabby parts.and this ridiculous belly.hey.whooo.and utter disregard for personal hygiene.now wait a minute.thats a little uncalled for.dont stand that close. i can smell your breath.listen oogway said that i was the.uh. the wushi finger hold.never. master shifu dont.haa.oh. you know this holddeveloped by master wushi in the rd dynasty. yes.oh. then you must know what happenswhen i flex my pinky.no no no.you know the hardest part of this.the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.humm.okay. okay take it easy.now listen closely panda.oogway may have picked youbut when im through with you .i promise youyoure going to wish he hadnt.are we clearyes were clear were clear.we are so clear.good. hmm hmm hmm.i cant wait to get started.lets begin.wait wait wait.nowyes now.unless you think that the great oogway waswrong and you are not the dragon warrior.okay. well i dont knowif i can do all of those moves.well if we dont trywe will never know will weyes its just maybe we can findsomething more suited to my level.and what level is thatwell you know.im not a master butlets just start at zero.level zero.there is no such thing as level zero.hey maybe i can start with that.that. we use thatfor training children.and popping the dooropen when it is hot.but if you insist.wow. the furious five.youre so much biggerthan your action figures.except for you mantis.youre about the same.go ahead panda.show us what you can do.ahh.are they going to watch or should i justwait until they get back to work or somethinghit it.okay i mean i just ateand so im still digesting so mykung fu may not be as good as later on.just hit it.whatd you gotyouve got nothing cos i got it right here.you picking on my friendsget ready to fell the e on crazy feet.whatre you going to do about crazy feetcome on. im a blur. im a blur.youve never seen bear style.youve only seen praying mantis.or monkey style.imagine snake-kiddy snake.would you hit italright. alright.why dont you try it againa little harder.hows thatoohhh.oh that hurtsthis will be easier than i thought.feeling a little nausea.ouch ouch ouchoohh. my tenders.how did i dothere is now a level zero.dont deny that.i dont understand what master oogway was thinking.poor guy is going to get himself killed.he is so fighty.the dragon warrior fell outof the sky in a ball of fire.when he walksthe very ground shakes.one would think that master oogway wouldchoose someone who actually knew kung fu.yes. or could at least touch his toes.or even see his toes.okay.great.ooouuchoh hey. hi.youre upam now.i was just.er.someday.ehthe kung fu stuff is hard work rightyour biceps sore.ive had a long day and ratherdisappointing day so.er.ya.i should probably get to sleep now.ya. ya.of course.okay. thanks.its just im such a big fan.you guys were so totally amazingat the battle of the weeping river.outnumbered. a thousand to one.but you didnt stop. you just .oh. sorry about that.ahh. look you dont belong here.er.i know i know.youre right.i dont have it.its just my whole life i dream of.no no no. i meant you dontbelong here i mean in this room.but this is my room.property of crane.oh okay right right.so.ya you want to get to sleep.keeping you up.weve got big things tomorrow.alright. you are awesome. the last thingim going to say. okay bye-bye.what was thati didnt say anything.okay. alright. goodnight.sleep well.seem a little bit awkward.master tigress didnt meanto wake you. just a.you dont belong here.ah ya.ya of course.this is your room.i mean you dont belong in the jade palace.youre a disgrace to kung fu and ifyou have any respect of who we areand what we doyou will be gone by morning.big fan.i see youve found the sacred peachtree of heavenly wisdom.is that what this isim so sorry.i thought it was justa regular peach tree.i understand you eatwhen you are upset.upset im not upset.why would i be upsetso why are you upseti probably sucked more todaythan anyone in the history of kung fu.in the history of china.in the history of sucking.probably.and the five.manyou should have seen themthey totally hate me.totally.hows shifu ever going to turn meinto the dragon warriori mean im not like the fiveive got no claws.no wingsno venom.even mantis got those thingies.may be i should just quitand go back to making noodles.quit. dont quit.noodles. dont noodles.you are too concerned withwhat was and what will be.theres a saying.yesterday is historytomorrow is a mysterybut today is a gift.that is why it is called the quotpresentquot.oh nowhats happeningto your battle stationsgo go gofire cross-bowfirefiretai lungs free. i must warn shifu.you are not going anywhere.neither is helet go of me.bring it upwait bring it backhes going this way.he wont get far.archerswe dead.so very very dead.ha.ha. not yet were not.nowcan we run nowyes.i am glad shifu sent you.i was beginning to feelim being forgotten.fly back there and tell them thereal dragon warrior is coming home.good morning master.pandapanda wake uphmm hmm hmm.hes quitted.what do we do now masterwith the panda gonewho will be the dragon warriorall we can do is resume our trainingand trust that in time.the true dragon warrior will be revealed.what are you doing herehaa.hey.good morning master.i thought ill warm up a little.youre stuck.stuck.no.what.stuckno.this is one of the.ya.im stuck.help him.oh dear.lift me on three.one two .thank you.dont mention it.no really. i appreciate it.ever.you actually thought you couldlearn to do a full split in one night.it takes years to developones flexibility.and years longer to apply it in combat.put that downthe only souvenirs we collect down hereare bloody knuckles and broken bones.yaa.ha.ha.ha.excellentlets get started.are you readyi was born ready.owwoww.oh. im sorry brother.i thought you said youre ready.that was awesomelets go againive been taking it easy on you pandabut no more. your next opponent.will be me.alright. ya.lets gostep forththe true path to victory is to findyour opponents weakness.and make him suffer for it.oh yeah. to take his strengthand use it against him.until he finally falls or quits.but a real warrior never quits.dont worry master ill never quit.if he is smart he wontcome back those steps.but he will.hes not going to quit is hehes not going to quit bouncing.ill tell you that.oouch