天才眼镜狗英文字幕.doc

100:01:02,993 -> 00:01:05,420Our story beginshigh over New York city.200:01:05,421 -> 00:01:07,137In a luxury penthouse aparment300:01:07,138 -> 00:01:10,928Of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world's ever known400:01:11,601 -> 00:01:14,303Oh sorry, you cut me doingmy yoga.500:01:14,304 -> 00:01:17,668You were expecting “downward dog” perhaps?600:01:18,192 -> 00:01:20,847My name is Mr. Peabody.700:01:20,848 -> 00:01:23,269And since when we going to bespending sometimes together800:01:23,270 -> 00:01:25,657Id like to tell you a little bit about myself.900:01:25,658 -> 00:01:27,288You see,ever since I was a puppy,1000:01:27,289 -> 00:01:29,150I was clear,that I was different.1100:01:30,711 -> 00:01:33,326I tried to 'fit in':"No, thank you"1200:01:33,327 -> 00:01:35,081But they never could.1300:01:35,466 -> 00:01:38,116As I grew, I saw more and more of my little mate1400:01:38,117 -> 00:01:40,889Being chosen by their new families.1500:01:41,527 -> 00:01:45,128But for some reason,i never was.1600:01:46,010 -> 00:01:48,570Come on, boy,fetch the stick!1700:01:48,571 -> 00:01:50,834But why?Won't you just throw it again?1800:01:50,835 -> 00:01:53,329Its an exercise in futility.1900:01:53,426 -> 00:01:56,244I dont want this one, Mommy.Hes sarcastic.2000:01:56,245 -> 00:01:58,255Wait, wait, come back!throw the stick.2100:01:58,256 -> 00:01:59,537I'll stay, I'll heal,2200:01:59,538 -> 00:02:00,885I'll even shake hands!2300:02:00,886 -> 00:02:02,988Bark, bark.2400:02:02,991 -> 00:02:05,970So, without a family of my own2500:02:05,971 -> 00:02:08,916I dedicated myself to the pursuit ofKnowledge.2600:02:08,917 -> 00:02:11,676Culture, andathletics2700:02:12,898 -> 00:02:15,166I receive my degree at Harvard2800:02:15,167 -> 00:02:17,666Valedogtorian (a dog valedictorian ;) of courseYehh2900:02:17,972 -> 00:02:21,495And then I devoted myself to helpingmankind3000:02:21,496 -> 00:02:25,126I Pioneered newtechniques in alternative energy3100:02:27,671 -> 00:02:31,073resolve the geo-political conflictsAround the globe3200:02:33,419 -> 00:02:36,054And in my spare time, I inventedThe fist bump. planking3300:02:36,055 -> 00:02:37,686tear away pants,auto tone.3400:02:37,687 -> 00:02:40,060The back side olly and3500:02:40,061 -> 00:02:41,743And. the Zoumba3500:02:42,861 -> 00:02:44,043Stop3500:02:44,761 -> 00:02:45,043Try3500:02:46,861 -> 00:02:47,743bounce3600:02:48,022 -> 00:02:51,019But what Im most proud of , is my son3700:02:51,020 -> 00:02:51,974Sherman.3800:02:52,009 -> 00:02:53,808Hi, Mr. Peabody.3900:02:53,989 -> 00:02:57,915Oh have you told them about the "way back"?4000:02:57,916 -> 00:02:59,982I was just getting to that.4100:03:00,085 -> 00:03:01,343When I adopted Sherman,4200:03:01,344 -> 00:03:03,603I vowed to be the best father i could be.4300:03:03,604 -> 00:03:07,950To prepare him for all thewonders of the world, present and past.4400:03:07,951 -> 00:03:12,462And so, ShermanInspired the greatest invention of my life.4500:03:12,687 -> 00:03:14,899A time machine!4600:03:21,097 -> 00:03:25,186Of course, time travelcan be a bit. unpredictable.4700:03:25,187 -> 00:03:27,484There are bound to be a few misapps along the way.4800:03:27,485 -> 00:03:30,960Lets just say, the Leaning Tower of Pisawasnt always leany.4900:03:31,061 -> 00:03:34,001But theres nothing like learningThe lessons of history firsthand5000:03:34,002 -> 00:03:35,477Right, Sherman?5100:03:35,478 -> 00:03:37,824Where are we going today,Mr. Peabody?5200:03:37,825 -> 00:03:40,403Not where, Sherman, When.5300:03:53,024 -> 00:03:54,048French Revolution 17895400:03:54,049 -> 00:03:56,428Wow this is the biggest house I've ever seen!5500:03:56,429 -> 00:03:59,675it's the palace of Versailles,home of Marie Antoinette.5600:03:59,676 -> 00:04:02,107You know, she was mostly famous for one thing5700:04:02,108 -> 00:04:06,562"Cake! I love cake so much!"5800:04:11,133 -> 00:04:14,100Marie Antoinette sure likes cakes,Mr. Peabody.5900:04:14,101 -> 00:04:15,311Indeed she does.6000:04:15,312 -> 00:04:17,415Maria was a woman with a prodigious appetite6100:04:17,416 -> 00:04:19,107For all things covered with frosting.6200:04:19,108 -> 00:04:22,426But her expensive taste made her the target of much criticism.6300:04:22,427 -> 00:04:23,099Why?6400:04:23,134 -> 00:04:25,591Because, Sherman, during Maries reign 6500:04:25,592 -> 00:04:28,730The common people of France were exceedingly poor.6600:04:28,731 -> 00:04:32,869- Got any bread?- No! I am exceedingly poor!6700:04:33,295 -> 00:04:36,092- Now we can have some cake?- may we!6800:04:36,214 -> 00:04:40,215Oh yeah sorry, may we have some cake?6900:04:40,216 -> 00:04:41,676May we!7000:04:41,711 -> 00:04:43,446Maybe she can not hear methrough hair.7100:04:43,447 -> 00:04:46,451Sherman, what the queen means is.7200:04:46,807 -> 00:04:49,549Ohh Let them eat cake!7300:04:50,917 -> 00:04:53,806And when the Queen hear the poor of Paris 7400:04:53,807 -> 00:04:55,354. could not even buy bread.7500:04:55,355 -> 00:04:58,191.She said:"Let them eat cake!"7600:04:58,234 -> 00:05:00,327Yo,Me i heard it myself.7700:05:00,428 -> 00:05:01,370- Its Scandal!- Shocking!7800:05:01,371 -> 00:05:03,723- Down with the Queen!- Down with the monarchy!7900:05:03,724 -> 00:05:04,855Wait.8000:05:04,890 -> 00:05:07,345What kind of cake?8100:05:07,526 -> 00:05:09,024Long live the Revolution!8200:05:09,025 -> 00:05:11,440Vive la Revolution! (Long live the Revolution)8300:05:14,210 -> 00:05:16,917The smashing party Your Majesty.8400:05:16,918 -> 00:05:18,886But now, I'm afraid Sherman and I must be8500:05:19,340 -> 00:05:21,317Sherman. Sherman!8600:05:21,608 -> 00:05:22,884Sherman!8700:05:25,193 -> 00:05:26,339Sherman?8800:05:29,020 -> 00:05:30,345Seeerman!8900:05:30,579 -> 00:05:33,655- Sherman!- Hi, Mr. Peabody.9000:05:33,656 -> 00:05:35,184What are you doing in here?9100:05:35,185 -> 00:05:37,229Try this other cakes.9200:05:37,230 -> 00:05:41,604There is one here, with whipped cream and strawberries, thats.9300:05:41,847 -> 00:05:43,996.Pretty fantastic!9400:05:44,099 -> 00:05:46,735Sherman, do not remember whyI told you .9500:05:46,736 -> 00:05:48,310To stay close to me during the French Revolution?9600:05:48,311 -> 00:05:51,815Because after the French Revolution, it was getting rained?9700:05:51,816 -> 00:05:54,052Because, i said after the French Revolution.9800:05:54,053 -> 00:05:57,008comes the Reign of Terror!9900:06:00,123 -> 00:06:02,341Vive la Revolution!10000:06:02,342 -> 00:06:04,627Surround the aristocrats!10100:06:19,149 -> 00:06:22,330The Queen and aristocratic colonies.10200:06:22,331 -> 00:06:25,544. must pay the pricefor their brutality!10300:06:25,545 -> 00:06:28,724We will slaughter them like the dogs,They are!10400:06:28,725 -> 00:06:30,831Starting with this one!10500:06:30,859 -> 00:06:34,990Mr Peabody, what should i do?10600:06:34,991 -> 00:06:37,984Nothing Sherman,just stay right there!10700:06:37,985 -> 00:06:38,626But Mr Peabody.10800:06:38,627 -> 00:06:42,984Everything going to be fine, Sherman.Just stay right there!10900:06:49,597 -> 00:06:51,624Chop off his head!11000:06:53,623 -> 00:06:55,901Mr. Peabody!11100:07:01,937 -> 00:07:07,255A kantaloup? (Type of melon).The lowest of the foods!11200:07:07,256 -> 00:07:09,345Who dares to insult me with this melon?11300:07:12,649 -> 00:07:15,868Get that dog!11400:07:16,054 -> 00:07:18,973Mr Peabody, how do you escaped?11500:07:18,974 -> 00:07:20,361Its simple, Sherman.11600:07:20,396 -> 00:07:22,534I noticed the Distance between the sewer lids.11700:07:22,535 -> 00:07:25,280reasoned that there must be one directly under the guillotine platform.11800:07:25,281 -> 00:07:27,770noted the loose boardunder the basket11900:07:27,771 -> 00:07:29,230. computed the angle at which the setting sunwill bounce off your12000:07:29,231 -> 00:07:31,176Glasses. momentarily blinding the executioner12100:07:31,177 -> 00:07:32,549and chose that moment12200:07:32,550 -> 00:07:34,236to put the executioners melon.Which gave me the extra weight.12300:07:34,237 -> 00:07:35,964. to facilitate my escape.12400:07:36,965 -> 00:07:37,690Thats amazing!12500:07:37,725 -> 00:07:39,720thats not amazing. it was just matter of12600:07:40,040 -> 00:07:41,738Keeping my head.12700:07:42,039 -> 00:07:43,509keeping your head12700:07:43,539 -> 00:07:44,709I don't get it12800:07:44,982 -> 00:07:47,540There he is!Hunt them down!12900:07:47,541 -> 00:07:49,130Come on, Sherman, quick!13000:07:53,107 -> 00:07:55,764This water taste horrible !13100:07:55,765 -> 00:07:57,517Interestingly,thats not water!13200:08:02,914 -> 00:08:04,021Ha haI've got you now!13300:08:05,651 -> 00:08:11,216Indeed, you have Mr. Robespierre and what a master of the chase you are!13500:08:11,300 -> 00:08:12,342Oh you noticed.13600:08:12,377 -> 00:08:16,213Oh ofcourse.Doubling back on me like that, that was genius.13700:08:16,214 -> 00:08:16,978Thank you.13800:08:17,013 -> 00:08:21,209I just hope you don't take my little confeder of here i diffend on him so accomplitely,14000:08:21,905 -> 00:08:23,162Get over here you!14100:08:23,197 -> 00:08:25,045-You are devilishly clever- I know.14200:08:25,046 -> 00:08:28,091- And much quicker than you as well.- But you're quick enough.for this?14500:08:28,505 -> 00:08:32,660- Aha see? quick!Quick yes, but not too smart.14700:08:32,732 -> 00:08:36,163Aaw another kantaloup!Your sword.14800:08:36,864 -> 00:08:40,677Alright, Sherman looks like that the timeFor a little pop quiz in your offensing!15000:08:40,748 -> 00:08:41,631Go!15100:08:41,716 -> 00:08:46,979Forward! Pairing! Right! Repeat!Noo, miss15200:09:03,488 -> 00:09:06,610-Haha you missed!- I never miss.15200:09:10,488 -> 00:09:11,610come on15300:09:16,451 -> 00:09:17,419Yeah!15400:09:22,457 -> 00:09:25,845Do you smell that, Sherman?It was not me, Mr Peabody.15600:09:25,693 -> 00:09:28,454I know it wasn't you its methane gas from sewersystem.15600:09:28,693 -> 00:09:36,754And giving the fact that it ignites at 306 degrees Fahrenheitwere about to use it,Just jump from here! hold on!16000:09:37,241 -> 00:09:52,941Subtitle By MUBDEE AL-SADIK16100:09:56,597 -> 00:09:58,959Nice landing,Ay ay, Sherman?16200:10:00,990 -> 00:10:03,173So, what did you learn today, Sherman?16300:10:03,174 -> 00:10:05,461Thats French revolutionwas Crazy!16400:10:05,462 -> 00:10:06,480how so?16500:10:06,515 -> 00:10:08,812executions and heads dropped off.16600:10:08,813 -> 00:10:11,539and nobody stand up and sayit was not right.16700:10:11,540 -> 00:10:12,193And think:16800:10:12,228 -> 00:10:14,278Marie Antoinettecould have avoided the whole revolution16900:10:14,279 -> 00:10:15,841If she simply issued and edict.17000:10:15,842 -> 00:10:17,554. to share bread amoung the poor.17100:10:17,555 -> 00:10:19,400But then, She could not have dessert.17200:10:19,401 -> 00:10:21,068Why not, Mr. Peabody?17300:10:21,069 -> 00:10:25,861Because Sherman,You can't have your cake and edict too.17400:10:27,204 -> 00:10:28,226i don't get it.17500:10:38,846 -> 00:10:41,000Where we gonna go tomorrow, Mr. Peabody?17600:10:41,001 -> 00:10:44,367In Ancient Rome? In the Wild West?In 1492?17700:10:44,368 -> 00:10:47,612No, Sherman.Tomorrow we wont be going to any of those places.17800:10:47,650 -> 00:10:48,771Why not?17900:10:48,974 -> 00:10:53,045Becouse tomorrow's adventure is one that youre going to be taking all on your own.18000:10:53,046 -> 00:10:54,548What do you mean, Mr. Peabody?18100:10:54,549 -> 00:10:57,748Do not you remember?It's your first day at school!18200:10:58,058 -> 00:10:59,952- Can I drive?- Of course not!18300:11:08,800 -> 00:11:10,398New York-Today18400:11:10,399 -> 00:11:13,999And remember, Sherman:No i before e, except before c.18500:11:14,000 -> 00:11:16,025I know, Mr. Peabody.18600:11:16,036 -> 00:11:19,340And do not forget about the translational principle:2 +3 = 3 +218700:11:19,341 -> 00:11:21,000I know, Mr. Peabody.18800:11:21,001 -> 00:11:22,236And if you have to go bathroom.18900:11:22,237 -> 00:11:24,768Just raised your hand proudly,and say, "I have to go."19000:11:24,769 -> 00:11:26,614I will, Mr Peabody.19100:11:26,615 -> 00:11:29,310And remember, the No. 2 pencilIs standard for most uses19200:11:29,311 -> 00:11:31,419But there are times ,When the No. 1 Comes in handy19300:11:31,420 -> 00:11:33,459I left a little pencil chargein your backpack.19400:11:33,460 -> 00:11:36,329which you can usewhenever needed.19500:11:36,330 -> 00:11:38,863I think I'll be okay.19600:11:41,998 -> 00:11:44,266- okay, goodbye, Mr. Peabody.- Wait.19700:11:44,267 -> 00:11:45,475'll See you after school.19800:11:45,476 -> 00:11:46,811- Sherman!- I gotta go.19900:11:46,812 -> 00:11:48,078. I gotta sign up for the clubs.20000:11:48,079 -> 00:11:50,252Sherman no one more than safer20100:11:50,253 -> 00:11:52,673participation in fraternal organizations than I20200:11:52,674 -> 00:11:54,379But before you go.20300:11:54,380 -> 00:11:56,308. I want you to have this.20400:11:56,309 -> 00:11:58,110Thanks.What is it?