趣味英语.ppt
Funny English,Let us go!,English humours,一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转。他不放心的问道:turn left？监考官回答：right。于是他立刻向右转,某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry。老外应道：I am sorry too。某人听后又道：I am sorry three。老外不解，问：What are you sorry for?某人无奈，道：I am sorry five。,Im sorry，Madam，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boys tooth.”“Twenty d ollars!Why，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”“Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office.”,Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other,so I am trying to stop it.,TWO：Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now，can anyone give me a good example?John：Well，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.,English riddles,You can not catch his body;you can not see his shadow.When strong,he shakes the house;When weak,the tree leaves.Question:Can you guess who he is?Answer:wind,It looks like sugar,but it is not sweet.It looks like cotton,but it can not spin.It comes in winter and makes the weather clder.Question:Can you tell me what is it?Answer:snow,I have cities,but there are not any houses in them.I have forests,but not any trees in them.I have rivers,but there is not any water in them.Question:Then,can you tell me who am I?Answer:map,English stories,A tiger is hungry.He sees a rabbit sleeping under a big tree.”What a fat rabbit!It must be yummy!”he walks to the rabbit.At that time,he sees a horse running across the forest.“its bigger than the rabbit.Let me eat the horse first,then come to eat the rabbit.”The tiger thinks and runs after the horse.But the horse runs faster and faster.The tiger is too hungry.He cant catch it.When he comes back,the rabbit runs away!At last,the tiger has nothing to eat.Hes cold and hungry!,一只老虎饿了，他看见一只白兔睡在大树下，“多么胖的兔子啊！一定美味！”他走向白兔，在这时候，他看见一匹马在森林中跑步，“他比兔子大，让我先吃马，然后再来吃白兔。”老虎一边思考一边跑在马后，但是马越跑越快。老虎太饿了，他不能追上他，当他回来时，白兔跑了！最后，老虎什么也没吃到。他很冷并且很饿。,But the teacher cried,The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.His father knew it,but his grandma doted on him.He hardly left her side.And when he wanted anything,he either cried or threw a temper tantrum.Then came his first day of school,his first day away from his grandmothers loving arms.When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.Was school all right?she asked,Did you get along all right?did you cry?Cry?John asked.No,I didnt cry,but the teacher did!,可是老师哭了,六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”,The wolf in sheeps clothing,A wolf wanted to eat the sheep,but he was afraid of the vigilant shepherd and his dogs.One day the wolf found the skin of a sheep.He put it on and walked among the sheep.A lamb thought that the wolf was its mother because his skin looked like hers.So it followed the wolf.Soon after they had left the dogs,the wolf came at the lamb and ate it up.For some time he succeeded in deceiving the sheep,and enjoying hearty meals.,披着羊皮的狼,狼想吃羊，但是他害怕警惕的牧羊人和牧羊犬。有一天狼发现了一块羊皮，便披着它混入羊群。一只小羊羔把这只披着羊皮的狼误认为自己的妈妈，被领出了羊群。狼成功地欺骗了羊群，吃掉了小羊羔。寓意：物的外表有时候会事掩盖它的本质，所以我们不能只凭表面现象就作判断。,English song,Little star,Twinkle,twinkle,little star.,Twinkle,twinkle,little star,how I wonder what you are!Up above the world so high,like a diamond in the sky.Twinkle,twinkle,little star,how I wonder what you are!Twinkle,twinkle,little star,how I wonder what you are!Up above the world so high,Like a diamond in the sky.Twinkle,twinkle,little star,how I wonder what you are!Up above the world so high,Like a diamond in the sky.Twinkle,twinkle,little star,How I wonder what you are!,这次的趣味英语就到此结束,谢谢大家,同学们再见,
